Scientific Jokes. - Page 2

muzna · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-25-2007

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Originally Posted by Encolpius

Well, the first one is a pun on stereotypes of academics in those fields.

And the second one is something that's amusing if you know that

HCl + NaOH => NaCl + H2O

or, in layman's terms, hydrochloric (muriatic) acid + sodium hydroxide => water + common salt.

yeah so when he said 'that's assault' it was a play on 'that's a salt'

Musaafir · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-25-2007

Have to say the maths ones is so true!
Jus did a stats exam..all about the hypothesis, assumptions and negligible factors and theory..I have a headache..

Encolpius · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-25-2007

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Originally Posted by Ra`eesah

Oh gr8 so it did help btw I found the french version of that joke

C (constante) et exp(x) marchent dans la rue et voient un opérateur différentiel au loin...

"Fait attention, si tu croises un opérateur différentiel, tu peux arrêter d'exister!", dit C.

"J'ai pas peur des opérateurs différentiels moi!", dit exponentielle, confiant. "Ils me croisent, et rien ne m'arrive!"

"Si tu veux prendre le risque, vas-y...moi, je m'en vais"

C part et exp(x) continu, n'ayant peur de rien, assuré de ça survie. Il s'approche de l'opérateur différentiel et celui-ci dit :

"Bonjour! On m'appelle d/dy..."

Hahahaha, trés drole...

Musaafir - Yes, I feel your pain. I was examined for three hours this afternoon on French company law, in which I had the choice of writing a three-hour essay on the one part of the course that I hadn't managed to really understand, or writing a three-hour essay on a slightly less incomprehensible decision of the Cour de Cassation.

Still, the worst is yet to come... Droit administratif on Thursday.

Musaafir · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-26-2007

I can never write anything for a whole three hours..maths is okay for three hours, coz you have different things to do, and you work in a logical order..but ESSAYS? For Biological essays, there's only a certain amount I can write! At least with literature or whatever, it's possible to make things up and make sense..prolonging the essay.
And Ra'eesa, it's been so long since I did derivatives..but I dunno if they're trying to play a pun on d/dy?

Encolpius · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Musaafir

I can never write anything for a whole three hours..maths is okay for three hours, coz you have different things to do, and you work in a logical order..but ESSAYS? For Biological essays, there's only a certain amount I can write! At least with literature or whatever, it's possible to make things up and make sense..prolonging the essay.
And Ra'eesa, it's been so long since I did derivatives..but I dunno if they're trying to play a pun on d/dy?

Well of course you're not writing for three hours solid, about half of that is planning it all out.

**Woodrow** · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-26-2007

Beaudreaux done come home from college to his home in the Atchafalaya Basin in South Louisiana. As he approached his home in his pirogue, Papa Pierre done seen him and asked:

"Where yo done been gone at, Beaudreaux?"

Beaudreaux done answered " I is been gone to college"

Papa then asked "What you done learn at that fancy city school?"

Beaudreaux said "I had done studied mathematics"

Papa then asked "Say something in mathmatics son."

Beaudreaux proudly sat up and said "Pi R square"

Papa thought "Darn fool, 10 years at school and him still don't know Pie are round, Corn Bread are square"

Encolpius · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-26-2007

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Originally Posted by Woodrow

Beaudreaux done come home from college to his home in the Atchafalaya Basin in South Louisiana. As he approached his home in his pirogue, Papa Pierre done seen him and asked:

"Where yo done been gone at, Beaudreaux?"

Beaudreaux done answered " I is been gone to college"

Papa then asked "What you done learn at that fancy city school?"

Beaudreaux said "I had done studied mathematics"

Papa then asked "Say something in mathmatics son."

Beaudreaux proudly sat up and said "Pi R square"

Papa thought "Darn fool, 10 years at school and him still don't know Pie are round, Corn Bread are square"

Don't give up your day job!!!! XD

- Qatada - · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-26-2007

lol subhan Allaah, i can't believe i'm getting these.. there well funny, keep em coming.

cihad · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-28-2007

me too, i never thought i would find maths funny.. which reminds me that i have some calculus to do

hms_309 · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-28-2007

lol
they r all funny
wsalaam
-Hafsah

**Woodrow** · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-28-2007

There was a girl named Bright
She travelled faster than light.
She left home one day,
And returned the previous night.

Encolpius · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-28-2007

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Originally Posted by Woodrow

There was a girl named Bright
She travelled faster than light.
She left home one day,
And returned the previous night.

That's pretty amusing...

MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL:

As we all know, women require time and money:

Women = Time * Money

But we also know that time is money, thus it follows that:

Women = Money^2

But money is the root of all evil:

Money = ,/Evil (sorry, I don't know the ASCII for a square root sign)

Therefore:

Women = ,/Evil^2

Women = Evil.

(Just a joke, girls, don't crotchkick me to death!!!!)

Muslim Knight · **Re: Scientific Jokes. -** 05-29-2007

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Originally Posted by Woodrow

There was a girl named Bright
She travelled faster than light.
She left home one day,
And returned the previous night.

Are you sure that was a girl and not a Buraq?

Because Buraq did that, you know.

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Musaafir The Procrastinator.. Status: Offline Posts: 1,324 Reputation: 5070 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wherever I am is of no concern to thee, but you'll most likely find me with lots of chocolatte. Yum. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Scientific Jokes. - 05-26-2007 I can never write anything for a whole three hours..maths is okay for three hours, coz you have different things to do, and you work in a logical order..but ESSAYS? For Biological essays, there's only a certain amount I can write! At least with literature or whatever, it's possible to make things up and make sense..prolonging the essay. And Ra'eesa, it's been so long since I did derivatives..but I dunno if they're trying to play a pun on d/dy? __________________

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Woodrow Abdullah Muhammad Status: Offline Posts: 11,242 Reputation: 59186 Rep Power: 100 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Scientific Jokes. - 05-26-2007 Beaudreaux done come home from college to his home in the Atchafalaya Basin in South Louisiana. As he approached his home in his pirogue, Papa Pierre done seen him and asked: "Where yo done been gone at, Beaudreaux?" Beaudreaux done answered " I is been gone to college" Papa then asked "What you done learn at that fancy city school?" Beaudreaux said "I had done studied mathematics" Papa then asked "Say something in mathmatics son." Beaudreaux proudly sat up and said "Pi R square" Papa thought "Darn fool, 10 years at school and him still don't know Pie are round, Corn Bread are square" __________________

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