How the company views its employees

muzna · 10:01 AM

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.

SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.

SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.

SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.

SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.

SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good
opportunity.

SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

rafeeq · **Re: How the company views its employees -** 05-28-2007

lol, nice

cihad · **Re: How the company views its employees -** 05-28-2007

yes, but very sexist

muzna · **Re: How the company views its employees -** 05-29-2007

yeah..like half the threads in this section..all in jest

Nablus · **Re: How the company views its employees -** 05-29-2007

Quote:

HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.

hahaha

funny

hms_309 · **Re: How the company views its employees -** 05-29-2007

nice
wsalaam
-Hafsah

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muzna LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 545 Reputation: 738 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sri Lanka Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	How the company views its employees - 05-28-2007 How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE) 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career. 2. HIS desk is cluttered. He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man. HER desk is cluttered. She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain 3. HE is talking with his co-workers. He must be discussing the latest deal SHE is talking with her co-workers. She must be gossiping. 4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting. SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room. 5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers. SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping. 6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up. SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair. 7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance. The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset. 8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry? SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry? 9. HE's getting married. He'll get more settled. SHE's getting married. She'll get pregnant and leave. 10. HE's having a baby. He'll need a raise. SHE's having a baby. She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits. 11. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career. SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say? 12. HE's leaving for a better job. He knows how to recognise a good opportunity. SHE's leaving for a better job. Women are not dependable. __________________ 1. Muzna - Pakistani or Arab term used for someone that excels or over-achieves. Usually used as a congratulatory or praising remark. Actual Muznas are a rare find. Many fakes are in circulation as parents attempt to influence their female offspring's personality and destiny by naming them Muzna. Last edited by muzna; 05-28-2007 at 10:01 AM..

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rafeeq LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 111 Reputation: 133 Rep Power: 11 Join Date: Mar 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: How the company views its employees - 05-28-2007 lol, nice

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cihad LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 368 Reputation: 514 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: on a little uninhabited island called my bed Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: How the company views its employees - 05-28-2007 yes, but very sexist __________________ respect grannies like me, golden oldies rock my bones

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muzna LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 545 Reputation: 738 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sri Lanka Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: How the company views its employees - 05-29-2007 yeah..like half the threads in this section..all in jest __________________ 1. Muzna - Pakistani or Arab term used for someone that excels or over-achieves. Usually used as a congratulatory or praising remark. Actual Muznas are a rare find. Many fakes are in circulation as parents attempt to influence their female offspring's personality and destiny by naming them Muzna.

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hms_309 LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 129 Reputation: 310 Rep Power: 12 Join Date: Feb 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: How the company views its employees - 05-29-2007 nice wsalaam -Hafsah