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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

hmmmmm but i used the adjective gr8
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

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hmmmmm but i used the adjective gr8



i no that

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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

Lying is a big sin...



Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...
   
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

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Lying is a big sin...



Anyway, regardless of the lesson, it was meant to make you laugh aswell...

And you still havent told me what is shocking about it...


whats shocking about it i think is when her mum said if ur roommate was not sleeping with u she would have found it but im not sure whats shocking about it

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I mean for all we know, she could have been sleeping on the couch...

   
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

well y would thier be a couch in a room
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this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction......................................... .......................
   
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this topic is goin' in a very interesting direction......................................... .......................



is it well thats good unless a mod comes and tells us to come back on topic
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

i think it was a good post :

i dont see whats wrong with it...
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I think the second-to-last paragraph is what people find to be offensive...
   
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asalam o alikum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

yeh i agree.. its kinda obvious cz the idea of 'sleepin' with someone yo na maried 2 iz lyk somethin muslims dont like discussin.. cz it causes a sense of uneasiness. esp. wen all the brothers and sisters are readin it, cz naturally wen a person does read it they feel abit embarassed. like to make it more obvious lets say u showed the story to your mom or dad, you wouldn't. cz deep down inside u know its embarrasin and you'd probably get a smak fo it lol.


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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

now whats going on im baft
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you'd probably get a smak fo it lol.


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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-24-2005

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Oh isn't that the truth......... ;)



well that depends on ur parents

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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-25-2005

Well no you see, I told my parents the joke, and they both laughed...



Are you telling me we are all swayed by something like that? Well shock horror, do you want to know something worse, some Muslims sleep around before they get married too...

   
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