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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-26-2005

Assalamu"Alaykum

We are not ones to expose the sins of others, this joke is inappropriate, for a couple of reasons

1. its in the GENRAL section
2. it shows that we have no haya left
3. we think that such a sin is a joke we dont even feel ashamed or some sort of guilt for what is happening
4. its in NO WAY halal.
5. obviously its the life style of the "west" and its accepted, and now it is casually accepted on an Islamic Forum as a joke and a story with a "moral" we know FULL well Islam does not encourage the intermixing of men and women
now you tell me you dont understand whats soo " SHOCKING" about it. When we take sins such as these to be for our mere enjoyment. When we look at ourselves and see nothing wrong with such jokes its time to take an Iman check. We are all humans we will sin, but the best of the sinners are those who repent. we are told in the Quran, to remind each other because reminders benefit the believers. So this is just a simple reminder. starting with myself Inshallah.
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-26-2005


Well said Sis

now this thread needs to be sent to the Recycle bin sooooon !
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-27-2005

is 4give 4 agrrreing but its true no intermixing of genders in islam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


but i understand wat ur tring 2 say let me put it dis way!...


after allah and rasulallah ur mother ur mother ur mother and den ur father mothers r heaps important !!!!!!!! :love:
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-27-2005

OK, firstly, maybe I did put it in the wrong section, but you make that out to be a crime, its called an accident...

Secondly, no it doesnt mean we have no haya left....

Thirdly, if you laughed at the sin, you evidently didnt get the joke...

The fact that two non muslims that live together has scared you suddenly, like I said, people do alot worse....

Lastly, the moral of the story was intermixing? You rellay did NOT get the joke did you, or the moral for that matter, even though, it was the last thing I said....

But fine, if it has annoyed people, then im sincerely repentant, and apologise...

   
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apology accepted!
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-27-2005

Assalamu'Alaykum



Quote:
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Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...

..... thats the lesson? u may have misunderstood me, i dont care what these non muslims do, but when we sit and talk about it thats when it worries me, anyway, as u like.
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-27-2005

Um... Well, I found it funny.

I think we all need to loosen up. The moral of the story is do not lie to your mother, and do not commit sins which will lead you to lie. What's un-Islamic about that, seriously?

Now, come on, stop all this hoo-ha. There are really much worse things to despair about than jokes.
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-27-2005

Now Muezzin why couldnt you have come and said that, like when this thread was born...

   
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umm...yeah *looks at the size of this thread* this story was meant to show that people can't hide anything from their mothers and so its not a good idea to lie to them. There is no need to get into all those other issues. Its a joke, its supposed to be funny. period.



[quote=TEH]Well no you see, I told my parents the joke, and they both laughed...QUOTE]

jee, I wonder if my parents would find that funny...
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Seriously try it...

   
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Seriously try it...

I think I will.
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Be sure to tell us what happens...

   
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Default Re: Your Mother - 08-31-2005

after looking at the posts...I think what AA is tryna say iz...yall could use better example....its not like u guys don have hayah but its inappropriate to have jokes like these at Islamic forums.

I know some muslims 'sleep' around before marraige, but we are not here to judge em.

so anyways, it was a good joke i admit...but lets tryna keep this kinda jokes as personal...cuz some people are strict in these matters. Haya min nafs.

nothing against anyone.

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EDIT :wilted_ro

edit?? why edited?
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