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| LI Oldtimer   Status: Offline Posts: 686 Reputation: 566 Rep Power: 19   Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Your Mother -
08-23-2005
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down andwrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutne jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mom. Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...  |
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| LI Legend.   Status: Offline Posts: 2,987 Reputation: 14828 Rep Power: 42 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-23-2005
 that put a big smile on my face . Have some reps. doh, gotta spread some round. LI user page another new article My website Quote:
''If you only have love for your own race. You only leave space to discriminate. When you discriminate, it only generates hate. And when ya hate, ya bound to get irate'' | |
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| UmmLuqmann  Status: Offline Posts: 1,491 Reputation: 4562 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-23-2005
Assalamu'Alayakum....
__________________A`oothobillahi minal Shaytaanil rajim .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::. |
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| FightforthesakeofAllah Status: Offline Posts: 410 Reputation: 289 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Chi-town Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
iz dis islamic forum?
__________________just wondering. My Muslim Brothers and Sisters Who Are Suffering At The Hands Of The Kuffar...Please Forgive Me...For Every Tear That Falls Down From Your Cheek...For Every Drop Of Blood That Fell From Your Wound...For The Pain You Felt...For Everytime I Wasn't There! www.fearAllah.blogspot.com |
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| LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 764 Reputation: 360 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NY, USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
AA,
__________________i dont know how this fits in "Halal Fun", but it was a great post! |
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| LI's Weirdest  Status: Offline Posts: 20,075 Reputation: 36814 Rep Power: 88 Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
Read it b4 somewhere
__________________ but......... Quote:
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates | ||
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| LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 686 Reputation: 566 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
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| LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 688 Reputation: 933 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
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'There are two blessings that many people fail to make the most of: good health and free time.' (Sahîh Bukhârî) | |
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| LI's Weirdest Status: Offline Posts: 20,075 Reputation: 36814 Rep Power: 88 Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
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n also i don't find any gr8 lesson in tht Quote:
 My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates | ||
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| LI Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 688 Reputation: 933 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
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... no offense taken i hope  'There are two blessings that many people fail to make the most of: good health and free time.' (Sahîh Bukhârî) | |
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| LI Senior Member  Status: Offline Posts: 272 Reputation: 100 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: London Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Your Mother -
08-24-2005
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there was a lesson in that dont lie ;) 
May Allah guide us and make us among those in junnah with Muhammed  and aali muhammed WiTh BlOoD wItH sOuL fOr IsLaM  i WiLl sAcRiFiCe
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