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Default 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?


1. TELE-PHONE




2.TELE-VISION




3. TELL-A-WOMAN





You still want faster.............










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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

whatever..........
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

lol ha ha funny. its tru though if you want to spread something around tell a woman, i'd have put it at the top of the list, but... not all women are like that, by the way please dont anyone take offence from this.

   
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

for sec i did not understand it...

omg....astagfirulla bro...

..but nice one... ....
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

very true, took me a while to get it.
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-11-2007

Lol...that's jokes! Good one Bro...keep 'em coming InshaAllaah.
   
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lol!!! dats reali funni bro,
   
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Not true!
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-12-2007



lol...so true
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Smile Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-12-2007

i fink its tru wiv sum ladies. especiali ladies 4m pakistan who LOVE 2 hav a gossip!!! lol
   
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-12-2007

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3. TELL-A-WOMAN





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tell her not to tell anyone!!!!

excuuuusee meee...?
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-13-2007

lol, true true.
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-15-2007

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3. TELL-A-WOMAN





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tell her not to tell anyone!!!!
looool,


BUT, not alwayz true
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:d :d :d :d :d
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Default Re: 3 fastest ways of communication....... - 07-15-2007

[quote=ZAYD;789448]What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?


1. TELE-PHONE




2.TELE-VISION




3. TELL-A-WOMAN





You still want faster.............






True!!!

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