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Talking islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007


Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
   
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Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

As-Salaamu'alaikum

Lol, that's funny. True aswell in some cases.
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Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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Nice... But please post your jokes in this thread.

Jazakallah khair.

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Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

...nice..but it is more of a truth then a joke....
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Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

nice one.....plz keep posting....
   
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Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-21-2007

wooooow
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too funny joke
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