LI Islamic Forum  
 
Powered by: MuslimPages
Add your business
 


Notices
Puzzles & Humour Share puzzles and jokes, but keeping within limits.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#1 (permalink))
meriam
Member
 
meriam's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 68
Reputation: 126
Rep Power: 10
meriam will become famous soon enoughmeriam will become famous soon enough
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: turkey(from dunya to akhirah)
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Talking islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007


Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2 (permalink))
jzcasejz
LI Oldskool
 
jzcasejz's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,982
Reputation: 21297
Rep Power: 50
jzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond reputejzcasejz has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Apr 2005
Way of Life: Undisclosed
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

As-Salaamu'alaikum

Lol, that's funny. True aswell in some cases.
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3 (permalink))
Muslim Woman
LI Addict
 
Muslim Woman's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,013
Reputation: 4868
Rep Power: 21
Muslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Woman has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2006
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007




Quote:
Originally Posted by meriam View Post
Here is the story of an Imam who got after Friday prayers and announced to the people:

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

lol



__________________
"My Father is greater than I." John 14:28

Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God , nor the angels who are near ( to God ) .....holy Quran, chapter Women ,
4: 172

recitation:http://quran.jalisi.com
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4 (permalink))
The Ruler
Aphonic Observer
 
The Ruler's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,585
Reputation: 18952
Rep Power: 53
The Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond reputeThe Ruler has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Oubliette
Gender:Sister In Humanity
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007



Nice... But please post your jokes in this thread.

Jazakallah khair.

__________________

Status: Married... Now, in love.
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5 (permalink))
Helena
Ummah Under 1 Banner
 
Helena's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 5,212
Reputation: 9427
Rep Power: 34
Helena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond reputeHelena has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: as one ummah the burden we share inshAllah!!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

...nice..but it is more of a truth then a joke....
__________________
All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6 (permalink))
STRIDER_420
Member
 
STRIDER_420's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 79
Reputation: 103
Rep Power: 9
STRIDER_420 will become famous soon enoughSTRIDER_420 will become famous soon enough
Join Date: Jul 2007
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-19-2007

nice one.....plz keep posting....
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7 (permalink))
HaYa-MiD gIrL
Full Member
 
HaYa-MiD gIrL's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 78
Reputation: 113
Rep Power: 11
HaYa-MiD gIrL will become famous soon enoughHaYa-MiD gIrL will become famous soon enough
Join Date: Mar 2007
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: islamic jokesss - 07-21-2007

wooooow
hehehe
too funny joke
thaaaaaaaanx
   
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.0.0
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

Page generated in 0.16920 seconds with 10 queries