Ways To Annoy Your Professors

Lina · 07:55 PM

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Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."

Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using it. If your professor objects, explain that you "can't stand sitting in this pigsty any longer." Keep vacuuming, grumbling angrily.

Brush your teeth during class. While doing so, raise your hand as if you have a question, and mumble your question incoherently while brushing, spewing toothpaste all over the place. If your professor objects to your actions, go on a tirade about proper oral hygiene.

Carve a bust of your professor out of cheese. Tie a ribbon around it, and present it to him/her at the beginning of class. Demand extra credit.

Come to class every day wearing scary Halloween masks. Try to get your professor to guess who you are. Shoot him/her with a water pistol, scream, and run around the room knocking things over. Say, "Pretty scary, huh?"

Dispute everything your professor says, no matter how simple. Try to get him/her to "prove" everything to you. Rant and rave about what a big liar your professor is. Yell at students who are taking notes, saying, "Stop writing down all these lies!"

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Get annoyed

Miss Palestine · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

lolzz...this should be titled...ways to fail your classes

Skye Ephémérine · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

actually these are really fast ways to get one committed

that vaccuming bit I mean can you see them coming for you now?

snakelegs · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

i like the cactus one!

Maidah · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

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Originally Posted by Lina

Get annoyed

Who would ever do any of the above, maybe apart from the last one. Professors would rather kick u out then get annoyed...

**Woodrow** · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

I'm confused. Why was the cactus ignoring the Professor?

Miss Palestine · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-14-2007

lolzz....

Mujaheedah · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-16-2007

salaams..
thats kinda disgusting! lol...
wasalaams

khairullah · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

funny hahahh!!!

nadia85 · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

sevgi · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

if i were a professor...i'd love to have students like that...really!

sevgi · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

i like the last one with the rock and the '15mins' (in the link)...

and the snooze one...

and the foreign language one...

and the bike one...

lol.theyre all pretty good and realistic...

sevgi · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

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Originally Posted by IbnRuwahah

lol yeah...The Hornets one was funny

whats a hornet? i have an idea...but just to confirm and sav emyself from utter embarrasment, could someone provide some enlightenment???

sevgi · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-21-2007

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Originally Posted by IbnRuwahah

lool...Female Wasps that lay eggs inside your body when they sting you

Which hatch inside you too, and then eat the insides of you

that is slightly more freaky than i had imagined...

thanks bro! jazakallah...

may the hornets be away from u

Lina · **Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors -** 10-22-2007

No, we don't want that brother.

Btw, I have some pretty crazy professors, so this list might be successful, or else...

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Miss Palestine Member Status: Offline Posts: 57 Reputation: 72 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-14-2007 lolzz...this should be titled...ways to fail your classes

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Skye Ephémérine Y R U looking here? Status: Offline Posts: 7,362 Reputation: 46086 Rep Power: 78 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In the Rictus of Revenge Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-14-2007 actually these are really fast ways to get one committed that vaccuming bit I mean can you see them coming for you now? __________________ *For the skeptic, no amount of proof will be enough, and for the believer, no amount of proof is necessary.* Life is just a dream on our way to death

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snakelegs nusrat fanatic Status: Offline Posts: 6,250 Reputation: 28381 Rep Power: 58 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Way of Life: Agnostic	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-14-2007 i like the cactus one! __________________ each man thinks of his own fleas as gazelles question authority

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Woodrow Abdullah Muhammad Status: Online Posts: 10,939 Reputation: 53978 Rep Power: 92 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-14-2007 I'm confused. Why was the cactus ignoring the Professor? __________________

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Miss Palestine Member Status: Offline Posts: 57 Reputation: 72 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-14-2007 lolzz....

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Mujaheedah º°LI Senior°º Status: Offline Posts: 465 Reputation: 531 Rep Power: 20 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: South America Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-16-2007 salaams.. thats kinda disgusting! lol... wasalaams __________________ When distress strikes and calamities come one after another,then say:

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khairullah LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 114 Reputation: 188 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Aug 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-21-2007 funny hahahh!!!

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nadia85 LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 311 Reputation: 484 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: May 2006 Location: bradford,uk Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-21-2007 Lol __________________ Allah O Akbar

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sevgi I Will Rot Status: Offline Posts: 1,548 Reputation: 6507 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On Stage Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-21-2007 if i were a professor...i'd love to have students like that...really! __________________ O my soul! If you do not wish to be foolish in that way, give in God's name, take in God's name, begin in God's name, and act in God's name.

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sevgi I Will Rot Status: Offline Posts: 1,548 Reputation: 6507 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On Stage Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-21-2007 i like the last one with the rock and the '15mins' (in the link)... and the snooze one... and the foreign language one... and the bike one... lol.theyre all pretty good and realistic... __________________ O my soul! If you do not wish to be foolish in that way, give in God's name, take in God's name, begin in God's name, and act in God's name.

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Lina LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,043 Reputation: 3604 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Apr 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Ways To Annoy Your Professors - 10-22-2007 No, we don't want that brother. Btw, I have some pretty crazy professors, so this list might be successful, or else...