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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-08-2008

sometime while i was a kid an my mum was in kitchen doin lunch i picked da fone up and dailled 999 and when dey pick up an i put da fone down on dem.i did about 3 time and around 1 hour later they turned up at my doorstep my mum went and spoke to dem she came and pulled me to the front door and the police gave me a lecture fro half an hour but it waz sik da way my mum freaked out when she saw who was at da door
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-18-2008

I really feel sorry for the 911 center guys,buy these are just hilarious
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-18-2008

Are They For Real , How Can People Be Soo Dumb Lol
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-19-2008

well it is america afterall :P just a joke(no offence to my american brothers)
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-31-2008

Very funny!!!!!!! lol I can't stop laughing!
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 08-31-2008


Are those calls actually real?
I feel sorry for the police officers, and also i would like to say that I thought the last was the best!Loq!
JazakAllah for sharing!
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 10-02-2008

My favourite is:

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
   
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Default Re: Real Police calls... - 10-09-2008

thanks for sharing
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