Real Police calls...

Ibn Al Aqwa · **Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

I hope no ones posted these...i used the search function and found nothing...

taken from....www.islamicdiwan.com...

BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls! Enjoy...

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

lol

Pk_#2 · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

Blesh, i hope he got away with it.

Quote:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Wah a doofus.

AsalamuALaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.

smile · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

these things are actually real?...lol
i feel for 911

sevgi · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

^^^lol...

all funny...

i feel that people on the phone at police centres are so mean! u have to be dying to get a little attention...

*~Sofia~* · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

Salams,

brother thnx for sharin..those were real funny!

Some americans are sooooo stupid

! (no offence to anyone out there

)

w'salam

Kittygyal · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-17-2007

Salamualikum.

Seriously real Ha?!

Taking mick out ma Blads ha?

Anywho... i didn't chuckle at this one but disspointed man

Lol

Ma'assalama

buriedaway_4536 · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-18-2007

Haha.
Zinged!

Z.AL-Rashid · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-18-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ibn Adam-

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven .
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

LOL silly dispatcher thought there is an 11 on the phone

Sabeeha · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Ibn Adam-

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

lol

Aww man

Al_Imaan · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

lol...the last 2 were nice...

Al-Zaara · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

LOL.

Those were good ones...

**chacha_jalebi** · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

lol these are heavy

u cant prank the police here, they will turn up at your door

Ibn Al Aqwa · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

lol those were classics

NOTE: A lot of Americans are very clever actually...they have some very pious people Masha'Allah there

this is no insult at Americans...

houda~ · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

@ the last one...

thanks for sharing

SATalha · **Re: Real Police calls... -** 10-21-2007

ahhh man what jokes

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Ibn Al Aqwa Qawaafil as-Shuhadaa Status: Offline Posts: 885 Reputation: 9418 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strangers belong with strangers Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Real Police calls... - 10-17-2007 I hope no ones posted these...i used the search function and found nothing... taken from....www.islamicdiwan.com... BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls! Enjoy... Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven . Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police. lol __________________ W w w . F i s a b e e l i l l a h . C o m

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smile ~~~ Status: Offline Posts: 400 Reputation: 359 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: South Africa-die reenboog-nasie Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-17-2007 these things are actually real?...lol i feel for 911 __________________ Wathinta umfazi Wathinta umbokodo No road is too long with good company -Turkish Proverb Africa is the poorest and richest continent

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sevgi I Will Rot Status: Offline Posts: 1,548 Reputation: 6507 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On Stage Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-17-2007 ^^^lol... all funny... i feel that people on the phone at police centres are so mean! u have to be dying to get a little attention... __________________ O my soul! If you do not wish to be foolish in that way, give in God's name, take in God's name, begin in God's name, and act in God's name.

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~Sofia~ Just have Faith :) Status: Offline Posts: 1,219 Reputation: 2696 Rep Power: 14 Join Date: Mar 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-17-2007 Salams, brother thnx for sharin..those were real funny! Some americans are sooooo stupid ! (no offence to anyone out there ) w'salam __________________ Verily,we will indeed make victorious Our Messengers and those who believe, in this worlds life and on the day of Resurrection (40:51)

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Kittygyal Im a Cat! Status: Offline Posts: 13,000 Reputation: 13739 Rep Power: 47 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Yard سولجا_جيال Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-17-2007 Salamualikum. Seriously real Ha?! Taking mick out ma Blads ha? Anywho... i didn't chuckle at this one but disspointed man Lol Ma'assalama

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buriedaway_4536 It broke! Status: Offline Posts: 593 Reputation: 2124 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-18-2007 Haha. Zinged! __________________ ]

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Al_Imaan ThE tRuTh Status: Offline Posts: 1,900 Reputation: 8648 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: N/A Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 lol...the last 2 were nice... __________________

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Al-Zaara Status: Offline Posts: 3,568 Reputation: 34167 Rep Power: 62 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 LOL. Those were good ones... __________________ __ UPDATED ---> kismetolsun.blogspot.com

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chacha_jalebi Status: Offline Posts: 4,113 Reputation: 29568 Rep Power: 55 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ambala Boxes :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 lol these are heavy u cant prank the police here, they will turn up at your door __________________ i was told im a psychologists dream patient "they ask you when will the help of Allah (swt) come! Certainly Allah (Swt) help is always near" Surah al Baqarah v214 SMILE

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Ibn Al Aqwa Qawaafil as-Shuhadaa Status: Offline Posts: 885 Reputation: 9418 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Strangers belong with strangers Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 lol those were classics NOTE: A lot of Americans are very clever actually...they have some very pious people Masha'Allah there this is no insult at Americans... __________________ W w w . F i s a b e e l i l l a h . C o m

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SATalha Ummah Under 1 Banner Status: Offline Posts: 967 Reputation: 2241 Rep Power: 14 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: London Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 ahhh man what jokes __________________ Our preperation continued, with our efforts and the efforts of our brothers, for years and years. Through out that time we gathered, observed and waited until the moment to move arrived. Sheikh Ahmad Yassin SALAM MY UMMAH VISIT: WWW.EASY-TALK.ORG

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houda~ LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 154 Reputation: 535 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Sep 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Real Police calls... - 10-21-2007 @ the last one... thanks for sharing