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Arrow One day an employee sends a letter to his boss - 10-18-2007

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
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LOL akhi.
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Default How To Ask Your Boss For A Salary Increase - 04-28-2008

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo
$$


In thi
$ life, we all need$ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$of u$.We are worker$who have given$o much$upport including $weat and$ervice to your company ..
I am
$ure you will gue$$what I meant and re$pond$oon.



Your
$$incerely,



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:




Dear


I k
NOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days,NOthing much has changed. You must haveNOticed that our company is NOt doingNOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.I haveNOthing more to addNOw. You kNOw what I mean .


---- Your Boss.
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hehe looool i started laughing @ "Dear Bo$$" looool hilarius. i thought u were serious @ first til i read that first line. looooool $ & NO ... looool






and jazakallah khair for sharing this hilarius joke.
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LOL...........really a very polite way to ask for money and a really polite way to reply
very funny brother
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Nice one...
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