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Post 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-21-2007



23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered


1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)

3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)

8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)

13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )

17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)

19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)

21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)

23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)





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lol....that was nice. thanx for sharing.
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On two thirds of the German Autobahn, there's no speed limit.
   
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On two thirds of the German Autobahn, there's no speed limit.
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best one^
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Yes every country has debts usa has only got them because of illegal occupations.
   
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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-22-2007



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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-22-2007



Really brilliant....thanks for sharing bro

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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-22-2007

LOL..cool post..


about the crying one underwater..i have heard its possible to sweat underwater :S
   
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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-22-2007

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23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered

Jotil Doubts...

1,4,12 fav..
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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-22-2007

there are so many such doubts that's hard to answer and the best people who can arise are innocent little children

whose innocence is a kind of brilliance
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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-23-2007

lol i loved reading that
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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-24-2007

lol, that's was jazakhallah khair brother for sharing that, and putting a smile on my face ---->

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1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)


All of the nations are spending future money. In other words everybody is living on loans that are intended to be repaid by our future generations. The nations are signing promissory notes that some day in the future somebody will pay it. Look at any currency of today, it is no longer genuine currency. simply a promise that someday it might be worth something. No more silver or gold certificates no moe precious metal coins. Big business has grabbed us all and people now work for scraps of paper, that are simply a promise.

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2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
In the USA it is usually people. the pet foods are produced under higher standards then the FDA allows for people food.

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It is actually the same as the speed of light. It is what remains after. After you turn off a light it takes the same amount of time for the light to stop being visible as it was to illuminate. Use the stars for example. The sun is 7 light minutes away from us. If the sun stopped shinning this instant it would take 7 minutes for it to be dark to us.

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4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
that has been asked often. The simple answer is, in most crashes the flight recorder is destroyed. It is rare that one is found intact.

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It is not copyrighted. separate laws prevent it from being used for non-copy righted material

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6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
People in submarines can


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13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
this is actually known the English word orange was for the fruit, it came from the Arabic Naranja. Later as the english language formed it became the name of the color.



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I hope so cause other wise I was listening to my imagination when I was flying and not landing or location instructions.

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From your rlative posistion nothing happens

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the old ones were actually an encased set of seperate audio and video receivers.


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Depends on where you live. Here in Texas it is possible to own the surface rights, somebody else own the petroleum rights, another person own the water rights etc. A totaly different person could own the deep mineral rights all the way to the core.

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salesmanship.




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Default Re: 23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered - 10-25-2007

Brother Woodrow ,

U always Amaze me as usual.

Masha Allah That was a nice reply for the doubts
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