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Default Re: Marriage - 04-09-2008



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.. we're still cousins.
lol..first cousin or second ?
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This seems more like an insult somebody from the BNP might throw at an asian.
   
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Default 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!! - 4 Weeks Ago

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Default Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!! - 4 Weeks Ago

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL seriuoiusly tht one really makes me laugh! hehe she wanted a car!
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 3 Weeks Ago

1 Dave Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Dave works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Dave never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Dave is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Dave can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
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all the other jokes were very funny
   
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I am glag that you like it
I really wanted to make a good impression
seeing as how I am new to this forum
   
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