Official Jokes Thread - Page 5

Muslim Woman · **Re: Marriage -** 04-09-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hamas

.. we're still cousins.

lol..first cousin or second ?

Alpha Dude

This seems more like an insult somebody from the BNP might throw at an asian.

qassy!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

truemuslim

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL seriuoiusly tht one really makes me laugh! hehe she wanted a car!

(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯)

loq...

-Ibn Riyadh-

1 Dave Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Dave works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Dave never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Dave is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Dave can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Dave be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
P.SThat idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report.Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines!!!!!
p.s.s
all the other jokes were very funny

- Brok3n -

hahaha

-Ibn Riyadh-

I am glag that you like it
I really wanted to make a good impression
seeing as how I am new to this forum

-Ibn Riyadh-

Sorry I meant glad

SouLda_Gal

i thought i was a bad newbie... phewwww i aint the only 1 lolz

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Alpha Dude LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,958 Reputation: 41224 Rep Power: 68 Join Date: Mar 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Marriage - 4 Weeks Ago This seems more like an insult somebody from the BNP might throw at an asian.

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qassy! LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 439 Reputation: 698 Rep Power: 6 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: !LoNdOn! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	0 to 200 in 6 seconds!! - 4 Weeks Ago Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. __________________ Brother in Islam, trying to turn my life around, trying to following Islam! - its hard! - but not given up

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truemuslim Allahu Akbar Status: Online Posts: 2,632 Reputation: 6415 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Unknown hidden house which u will never kno of...aka somewhere in the u.s.a. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!! - 4 Weeks Ago LOOOOOOOOOOOOL seriuoiusly tht one really makes me laugh! hehe she wanted a car! __________________ WHAT AM I DOING? Currently(May14, 4:59pm): Lissenin to this over and over and over and over again - http://www.fawakh.net/sound/fawakh.MP3 <<click Then when that gets boring (after a loooong time) i go to this (CLICK)...and so on...

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(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯) «°-°-dëVºTëd-°-°» Status: Offline Posts: 998 Reputation: 4358 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: UK - County Durham Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Official Jokes Thread - 4 Weeks Ago loq... __________________

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-Ibn Riyadh- Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 11 Reputation: 197 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Apr 2008 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 3 Weeks Ago 1 Dave Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Dave works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Dave never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Dave is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Dave can be 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Dave be 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 13 executed as soon as possible. P.SThat idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report.Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines!!!!! p.s.s all the other jokes were very funny

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- Brok3n - ..The Aunty of LI.. Status: Offline Posts: 10,431 Reputation: 26417 Rep Power: 57 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In a world full of trials and tribulations... Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 3 Weeks Ago hahaha __________________ "And from misery is that you love, and (the one) who you love, loves other than you, or that you want good for a person, and he wants to hurt you". Imam Ash Shafi'ee Rhymes Thread Stats - Click Here

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-Ibn Riyadh- Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 11 Reputation: 197 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Apr 2008 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Official Jokes Thread - 3 Weeks Ago I am glag that you like it I really wanted to make a good impression seeing as how I am new to this forum

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-Ibn Riyadh- Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 11 Reputation: 197 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Apr 2008 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Official Jokes Thread - 3 Weeks Ago Sorry I meant glad

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SouLda_Gal Member Status: Offline Posts: 65 Reputation: 375 Rep Power: 1 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: U.K Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Official Jokes Thread - 3 Weeks Ago i thought i was a bad newbie... phewwww i aint the only 1 lolz