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| Souljette Of Allah   Status: Offline Posts: 1,802 Reputation: 6482 Rep Power: 14   Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: All over the place Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Official Jokes Thread -
06-05-2008
LOLLL the Dave smith one was funnyy
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 1,993 Reputation: 4756 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Dec 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings -
06-13-2008
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 "My Father is greater than I." John 14:28 Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God , nor the angels who are near ( to God ) .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172 recitation:http://quran.jalisi.com | |
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| LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,993 Reputation: 4756 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Dec 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Official Jokes Thread -
07-06-2008
Parenting 101 I was attending a community-education course on effective parenting. Ways of dealing with children's behavior were discussed. At the last class, the instructor asked a very frazzled-looking mother of two, "Have any of these methods helped you handle your kids better?" "No," the woman responded. "But they've worked wonders on my husband!"  -- Contributed by Lynn G Keinath http://www.rd.com/jokes-about-parent...icle21731.html  "My Father is greater than I." John 14:28 Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God , nor the angels who are near ( to God ) .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172 recitation:http://quran.jalisi.com |
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