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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-19-2007


i told him to to act like a monkey
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-19-2007

I told him to kill a dog, and he killed a man instead...

I then told him to play on the drums and he started shooting someone with a gun..

I finally told him to go to the toilet and flush himself, then he dissapeared and came bak with a hat..

Hmm.
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-19-2007

LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL

I THOUGHT IT WAS NOT LIKE REAL, SO I TOLD HIM TO BLOW ME A KISS
N HE DID


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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-19-2007

OMG....

I asked him to eat....

He phoned somebody, and then a pizza-guy appeared, he paid for the pizza .. and "eat"...
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-21-2007

that was sooo wiered
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 12-14-2007

Assalam-o-Allikum
How weird...
i told him to 'say hello'
he started writing on the board ( i could not see what tho )
i told hime to wave and he did - FREAKY!
i told him to 'come here' - he came realyl close with a note and said.. where do you want me to go today...

gosh... lol
i could ahve fun with this all day!
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 12-18-2007

i told him to leave, he left, i told him to dance he danced, i am about to tell him to stop acting stupid, i wonder...
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 12-18-2007

i told him to stop acting stupid and he went and hit his head on the wall...what the heck??? lol and he had a toy in his drawer...i told him to play.
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 12-18-2007

this guy has some seerious problems
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