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Default Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

http://www.subservientprogrammer.com/main.aspx

Just type in the space, what you want the guy to do, and he does it! It's sooo cool..
I hope the link works well.
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

hehe i told him to clap his hands and he did a hand stand!!??!!
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

Craaaaaaaap, it just works on Internet explorer

Bull.... .
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

Yeah its a different try by the programmer.....

But for many his reaction was "CONFUSED"
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

How long til he actually does anything? I told him to die How immature of me
   
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he died for MEE! lol hehe
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

I told him to 'come here' --> he bent down at his desk as if to write something and then he came up to me and held up a post-it which read: 'What do you want to do today?!' lol
   
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lol am not gettin anything...
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

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he died for MEE! lol hehe
For me too...
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-03-2007

lol he did everyfin i said..he even said goodbye hehe
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-06-2007

^ lol same here
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-06-2007

i told him to pray islamic way a few times....

he still wont do it!!!

I'm dissappointed with this slave.
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-06-2007

he's christian, lol just ask him to 'pray' and see what he does
   
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Default Re: Check this out!! - 11-12-2007

i told him lick the computer but he switched it off and smashed it up

i told him to stand on his face but he stood on the table

i told him to eat a potato from the fridge but he came and ate an apple in my face

you guys must check him out doing ballet
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The guy's freaky
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