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  Status: Offline Posts: 1,756 Reputation: 5583 Rep Power: 21   Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chennai, India Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Teacher vs Dennis -
11-05-2007
Teacher vs Dennis Teacher : Why have you come late ? Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse. Teacher : Tell me the truth. Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign Teacher : Sign... what sign Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow " ************ ***** Teacher : Dennis.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table Dennis : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables. ************ ****** Teacher : Dennis... Tell a sentence using the letter " I " Dennis : I is.......... . Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come Dennis : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets ************ ******* (during maths period) Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home ************ ******** Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T Teacher : It is wrong Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it ************ ********* * Teacher :Dennis....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays Dennis : Here it is sir Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled? Dennis : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's ************ ********* * Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born ************ ********* * |
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| Limited Member  Status: Offline Posts: 6 Reputation: 107 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Teacher vs Dennis -
11-05-2007
Salamu Alaykum HAHA, those are good. Fav: (during maths period) Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home |
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| LI's Hanafi  Status: Offline Posts: 3,332 Reputation: 30773 Rep Power: 57 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Teacher vs Dennis -
11-05-2007
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That's an excuse I'm going to use.  lolQuote:
Hahaha.  Funny post!I'd call you a genius but I'm also here. | ||
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| - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~  Status: Offline Posts: 394 Reputation: 2632 Rep Power: 9 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Teacher vs Dennis -
11-05-2007
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
__________________lol I've already heard all of dem and ma fav is this one: Quote:
* ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * | |
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