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Unhappy What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

One man got a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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2nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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3rd b'day

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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4th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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5th bday

Father- what gift you want?

Son - ping pong ball

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6thb'day

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Son - ping pong ball

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24th bday

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Son - ping pong ball

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he got married

at honeymoon

Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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25th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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26th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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27th bday

Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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his kids become 15 yrs old

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40th bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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41st b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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42nd bday

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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79th b'day

kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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time for his death

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...

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He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell

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During those last moments when he is about to die

everyone reached him and asked

tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

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And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!! Hmmmm?

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Hav u
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Sorry then... Read th above parts to kno wat happened






Got this thru mail.... ERRR...
Feel the tragedy.... Read again and Again...Again..........








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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

pathetic! Complete waste of time and I think it should be sent to the bin! Some funny posts have quirky or beneficial messages, this one is just useless. Just my 2 pence worth. Salaam
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

but sis it does indeed have a moral, dont allow the fat geets to take last breath before explaining, make em say it before.


but other then that, quite an annoying joke, a very annoying person must have thought of it
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007



'tis just daft.
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but sis it does indeed have a moral, dont allow the fat geets to take last breath before explaining, make em say it before.

but other then that, quite an annoying joke, a very annoying person must have thought of it

And how is that moral going to help me in my day to day life? and like we can stop the last breath to listen to the explanation
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And how is that moral going to help me in my day to day life? and like we can stop the last breath to listen to the explanation
no you cant stop the last breath, you can intervene before the last breath is taken
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errr....so basically at the time when you're supposed to be encouraging the person to recite the kalimah you'd ask em for an explanation?

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^ read it again, HIS NOT A MUSLIM

yep its gnna get binned
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u guys! 'tis just a daft email, ignore it
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