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Unhappy What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

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2nd b'day-

Father- what gift you want?

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Wife-what do u want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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Wife - what gift you want?

Husband-ping pong ball

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Wife - what gift you want?

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kids- Father what gift you want?

Father - ping pong ball

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time for his death

all the people from whom he took ping pong ball

(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked

Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?

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tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?

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What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!! Hmmmm?

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Sorry then... Read th above parts to kno wat happened






Got this thru mail.... ERRR...
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

pathetic! Complete waste of time and I think it should be sent to the bin! Some funny posts have quirky or beneficial messages, this one is just useless. Just my 2 pence worth. Salaam
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

but sis it does indeed have a moral, dont allow the fat geets to take last breath before explaining, make em say it before.


but other then that, quite an annoying joke, a very annoying person must have thought of it
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007



'tis just daft.
   
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but sis it does indeed have a moral, dont allow the fat geets to take last breath before explaining, make em say it before.

but other then that, quite an annoying joke, a very annoying person must have thought of it

And how is that moral going to help me in my day to day life? and like we can stop the last breath to listen to the explanation
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And how is that moral going to help me in my day to day life? and like we can stop the last breath to listen to the explanation
no you cant stop the last breath, you can intervene before the last breath is taken
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

errr....so basically at the time when you're supposed to be encouraging the person to recite the kalimah you'd ask em for an explanation?

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^ read it again, HIS NOT A MUSLIM

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u guys! 'tis just a daft email, ignore it
   
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All that scrolling has made me dizzy!
   
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^ read it again, HIS NOT A MUSLIM

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Hmm, why wait till its sooo late to ask that question? Mad chap anyway, a ping-pong ball???
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

feel the tragedy?! i feel veri veri angry i wanted to knowwhat he was guna say lol!!!
   
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

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pathetic! Complete waste of time and I think it should be sent to the bin! Some funny posts have quirky or beneficial messages, this one is just useless. Just my 2 pence worth. Salaam
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Default Re: What a tragedy... - 11-05-2007

I am more curious about why his father stopped giving him balls (he dies?)...and then he says he won't say it till everyone he knows who's given him a ball gives him a ball, then he starts to talk which implies that everyone including his father gave him the ball back (he came back to LIFE? )

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