Male or Female?

sabah · **Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of

non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

houda~ · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA exxxceellent.

guyabano · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

Hahaha, nice one. Thanks for sharing

Dr.Trax · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

This is freaky!

Malaak · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

funny post!

(¯¨›Åÿê§hå‹¨¯) · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

Really funny..
i liked these ones best

Quote:

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Quote:

PHOTOCOPIERS:
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

nadia85 · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

enjoyed reading it thanxs

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!!!

mutlib · **Re: Male or Female? -** 01-19-2008

lol
i enjoyed reading them
JazakAllah

pasionatemumina · **Re: Male or Female? -** 02-20-2008

JazakALLAH for sharing

wildkat · **Re: Male or Female? -** 02-23-2008

lol funny post, the hammer one is the best!!

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sabah LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 168 Reputation: 902 Rep Power: 10 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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houda~ LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 167 Reputation: 682 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Sep 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HAHAHAHAHAHAHA exxxceellent.

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guyabano LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,183 Reputation: 3351 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 Hahaha, nice one. Thanks for sharing __________________ Im Always Right,Its Like,When Im Right,Im Right,And When Im Wrong,I Could've Been Right,So Im Still Right,'Cause I Could've Been Wrong!

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Dr.Trax We Must UNITE! Status: Offline Posts: 364 Reputation: 1703 Rep Power: 10 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Land of Jannah! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying This is freaky! __________________ He is Allah - the Creator, the Maker, the Giver of Form. To Him belong the Most Beautiful Names. Everything in the heavens and Earth glorifies Him. He is the Almighty, the All-Wise. (Qur'an, 59:24)

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Malaak LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 752 Reputation: 1719 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Oct 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 funny post!

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nadia85 LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 346 Reputation: 501 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: May 2006 Location: bradford,uk Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 enjoyed reading it thanxs __________________ Allah O Akbar

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mutlib لا إله إلا الله Status: Offline Posts: 219 Reputation: 1170 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: UAE Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 01-19-2008 lol i enjoyed reading them JazakAllah

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pasionatemumina Member Status: Offline Posts: 53 Reputation: 22 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 02-20-2008 JazakALLAH for sharing

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wildkat LI Senior Member Status: Online Posts: 176 Reputation: 346 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Leicester UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Male or Female? - 02-23-2008 lol funny post, the hammer one is the best!!