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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 11-07-2005

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lol
oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way ;)
oh n i got anova problem........
c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad......
whereva i luk..........i c chocolate..........
chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........
i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol
HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPP
Next time you think you see chocolate people, close your eyes and imagine that they're made of these instead.

I don't think you'll take a bite out of that.
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lol.........ur rite Doc hehehe ;)
u shud be gettin paid 4 dis lol hahaha ;)
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I wanna get rich and married!!Help!!!
   
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I wanna get rich and married!!Help!!!
Don't we all?

Google 'Islamic Marriage' and see what comes up.

As for getting rich, move to Brazil and start a lucrative business selling tires. Then stage a hostile takeover of Goodyear. You'll be set for life.
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omg !!! food is that what we talking about?! i think im starving!!! i think i want roti with saag!!! omg.....whos cooking send me food!!!



Rabi'ya:rose:

Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?
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Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?


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They can cook us some roti and saag
Sorry we aren't acquainted with Paki food
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But this we are!
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hey hey hey, don't let the Burberry hats and our many illegitimate kyds fool ya
warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

tut tut..


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you should meet Muezzin's kyds lil wayne and jodie they're so cute!
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:omg3: i didn't know bro muezzin was married...:hmm2:
the brother was joking

the day he gets married the madness on LI will be eliminated.......... Not that im making any links between any slight possibility that minaz or muezzin may be linked to this madness. :aliencool
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IM JOKING MIND....i mite send the cheque one day....dont take anything too seriously.....i best shut up...soz....go abit ltp sumtyms...just kinda annoyed...ah forget it...gettin lost...
try asking m & m for directions if your lost

my advise is go get some sleep and refrain from posting any further on LI untill you have done so. :cool2:
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annoyed hey, please share your peronal feelings
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M&m's lol. love that lol.
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I'm all out of candy, and I'm craving caramel, but I finished my latte and all caramel candies in the house... What do I do now? I need SUGAR! And let me add, my dad's banned any sweet stuff so I'm stuck...
   
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u need sugar to get u away from the stress of ^^same as whats up with me???
   
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