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Isn't there a way around it without getting the kuffar involved?
I don't want to hand him over to the feds.
sis why dont you get your local imam to talk to him....
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wheres bro muezzin???

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1) Do you think I should ask my brother to pay for my trip expenses to visit him?
2) Do you know who Sheikh AbdulRashed is?

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1) Not only ask him to pay, tell him to throw you a visiting party too!
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

whoah this thread has been goin downhill. ok next question!!!



how do i control the urges to flykick a colleague of mine>? (keep in mind his teeth luk like they could easily fly out and dig into you like bullets oh and he doesnt ever brush them)

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Wheres bro muezzin???
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I hope your nightmare comes true.Good Luck.May the force be with you.
whoah you got issues!!!!dont wish evil for your sister
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how do i control the urges to flykick a colleague of mine>? (keep in mind his teeth luk like they could easily fly out and dig into you like bullets oh and he doesnt ever brush them)

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salaam,

inshAllah you'll pass with flying colours innit

]question: should i wear all black when im on my work experience? my mum says it might freak the lil kids out. but i love my black jilbaabs...i dont feel right without them
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inshAllah you'll pass with flying colours innit

]question: should i wear all black when im on my work experience? my mum says it might freak the lil kids out. but i love my black jilbaabs...i dont feel right without them
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sis why not try other colours....im getting my jilbabs made in quite a few colours....
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why is the phrase, "GOOD GOD MAN!" used in a derogetarive way even though every word seems to be something good
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sis why not try other colours....im getting my jilbabs made in quite a few colours....
salaam,

the thing is ever since i was a wee lil girl my mums told me to wear black outside...so i dont stand out ....i have navy blue jilbaabs...(but theyre wedding ones and have gold embroidery on the sleeves - i will not wear that!!! )

my mums suggested in wearing a coloured hijaab....but inshAllah i'll see.

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