LI Islamic Forum  

Puzzles & Humour Share puzzles and jokes, but keeping within limits.

Reply

 

LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old
  (#1501 (permalink))
- Serene -
AllahIsWithDaPatient
 
- Serene -'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 12,152
Reputation: 34695
Rep Power: 70
- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute- Serene - has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Jus restin..as a traveller..in the shade of a tree..until I reach my destination = Jannah (Ameen)...
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
why is the phrase, "GOOD GOD MAN!" used in a derogetarive way even though every word seems to be something good
Come again... I seem to be lost 2day
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1502 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,134
Reputation: 1106
Rep Power: 18
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by nazia View Post
salaam,

the thing is ever since i was a wee lil girl my mums told me to wear black outside...so i dont stand out ....i have navy blue jilbaabs...(but theyre wedding ones and have gold embroidery on the sleeves - i will not wear that!!! )

my mums suggested in wearing a coloured hijaab....but inshAllah i'll see.

wassalam
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1503 (permalink))
IbnAbdulHakim
iM HackeD!-!-!-!
 
IbnAbdulHakim's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 14,154
Reputation: 41260
Rep Power: 80
IbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
umm... thats the whole point.. to NOT draw attention to urself
__________________
iDawah.com

Bringing Dawah back..to the future!

Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat.
[At-Tirmidhi]
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1504 (permalink))
Dévoué
Blah!
 
Dévoué's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,415
Reputation: 7119
Rep Power: 30
Dévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond reputeDévoué has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
salaam,

now youre gonna find me weird....i dont get that hot in the summer Allahu Alem, i feel quite cool

wassalam
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1505 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,134
Reputation: 1106
Rep Power: 18
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
umm... thats the whole point.. to NOT draw attention to urself
*special*
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1506 (permalink))
Sunflower
LI Senior Member
 
Sunflower's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 398
Reputation: 336
Rep Power: 14
Sunflower is a jewel in the roughSunflower is a jewel in the roughSunflower is a jewel in the roughSunflower is a jewel in the rough
Join Date: Apr 2006
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
yeh but if you wear like pale neutral coloured ones you wont be standing out...besides sis its getting WAAARM..i feel like as though im in AFRICA...phewww.....
yea i agree wiv sis hatshepsut...u could try colours like a dark brown....well i fynk dat would mke a nice jilbaab prob coz it smy fav colour @ da moment
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1507 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,134
Reputation: 1106
Rep Power: 18
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by nazia View Post
salaam,

now youre gonna find me weird....i dont get that hot in the summer Allahu Alem, i feel quite cool

wassalam
fair enough but its nice to have variety and bro abd majid...erm erm only BRIGHT BRIGHT colours attract not pale ones...hmmpft
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1508 (permalink))
AsIaN_qUeEn
Account Disabled
 
AsIaN_qUeEn's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 4,498
Reputation: 3945
Rep Power: 0
AsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond reputeAsIaN_qUeEn has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: UK
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat car u reckon i shuf get? A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1509 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,134
Reputation: 1106
Rep Power: 18
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoldiereSS_1 View Post
guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My problem: I PASSED MY DRIVIN TEST WHOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat car u reckon i shuf get? A YELLOW LAMBO OR A BLAK CONVERTIBLE????
get the cheapest most efficient car and give the remaining amount to charity
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1510 (permalink))
Iqram
LI Oldskool
 
Iqram's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 11,618
Reputation: 26435
Rep Power: 60
Iqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond reputeIqram has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

LOL

How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1511 (permalink))
IbnAbdulHakim
iM HackeD!-!-!-!
 
IbnAbdulHakim's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 14,154
Reputation: 41260
Rep Power: 80
IbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond reputeIbnAbdulHakim has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

what do i do to someone who laughs at me for wearin a sock which doesnt go above the ankles and for wearing troused which dont go anywhere close to the ankles
__________________
iDawah.com

Bringing Dawah back..to the future!

Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat.
[At-Tirmidhi]
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1512 (permalink))
hafizmo
LI Oldskool
 
hafizmo's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,725
Reputation: 679
Rep Power: 16
hafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to behold
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Orlando,Florida U.S.A
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
what do i do to someone who laughs at me for wearin a sock which doesnt go above the ankles and for wearing troused which dont go anywhere close to the ankles
socks below the ankles are style here!! we call em ankle socks or trainer socks as for trousers shorts are a good alternative or 3/4 length pants.........
__________________
United we stand, Divided we fall....visit my site....The avatar I have is my own work please respect that and do not copy it thankz..
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1513 (permalink))
Nawal89
LI Oldskool
 
Nawal89's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,602
Reputation: 7116
Rep Power: 25
Nawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond reputeNawal89 has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: in a village.
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

everyone else seems to be answering the questions other than Muezzin and Minaz.
__________________
YUMMY

YUMMY
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1514 (permalink))
hafizmo
LI Oldskool
 
hafizmo's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,725
Reputation: 679
Rep Power: 16
hafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to beholdhafizmo is a splendid one to behold
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Orlando,Florida U.S.A
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nawal89 View Post
everyone else seems to be answering the questions other than Muezzin and Minaz.
yes its called being helpful ...besides they dont seem to be around as often
__________________
United we stand, Divided we fall....visit my site....The avatar I have is my own work please respect that and do not copy it thankz..
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#1515 (permalink))
Hatshepsut
Egypt here i come!!
 
Hatshepsut's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 2,134
Reputation: 1106
Rep Power: 18
Hatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud ofHatshepsut has much to be proud of
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: sat navs arent that good!!
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-21-2006

Quote:
Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
LOL

How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)
if i tell you that brother i may have to kill you...lololol...im joking...but seriously....
__________________
there's something going on with that bunny
so who will be setting the next trend
   
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread