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How to kill a mocking bird? (someone who mocks me)
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Mine and Muezzin's favourite book/novel in the whole wide world, bloody awesome. Besides your not allowed to kill mocking bird's- IT'S HARAAM :d
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yeh its a good book though i preferred Of Mice and Men...sob sob
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That's a nice book...GCSE standard book... very good nevertheless

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Yeh to kill a mockingbird is more of a man's book
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[quote=Iqram;268879]That's a nice book...GCSE standard book... very good nevertheless
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yeh i read in when i was in yr5....

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guess hus bak in tooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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yeh that's only applying to girls
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BOO

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Passing your driving test is a problem, how?

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I heard you shouldn't get black because you can easily see any scratches. And you know how chavs hunt down nice-looking cars while brandishing their freshly sharpened skeleton keys.

Yellow's too fruity for my tastes, but it's your call. Personally, I'd get either a silver or dark blue convertible.
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Muezzin Bro u didnt answer my question?!?!

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Tort is an area of law. It deals with civil cases - private individuals versus other private individuals or companies. It covers stuff like negligence, defamation etc. 'Punishments' for defendants found guilty are things like compensation.
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BOO

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Good grief...


Passing your driving test is a problem, how?


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I heard you shouldn't get black because you can easily see any scratches. And you know how chavs hunt down nice-looking cars while brandishing their freshly sharpened skeleton keys.

Yellow's too fruity for my tastes, but it's your call. Personally, I'd get either a silver or dark blue convertible.
Yeah nice taste bro!! Im gna either go for one extreme or the other, BLACK OR YELLOWWW!!!

But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!
   
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But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!
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But anythin'll do me ryt now, so long as it has 4 wheels and mooooooooovvvveeeessssss, I cant wait to go CRUUIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSIIIIINNNNNNNN DOWN TOWN!!!
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