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ask sapphire for some, she's got plenty, especially next to her insulin shots
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insulin shots? I don't need sugar, I want it! btw I odn't know where she lives!
   
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oh bro minaz havent forgotten me???interesting...yeah sis alimah...u can have as much as u like i got loadz...

take glycagon shots....oh i feel like eating chocolate.....

u donno where i live....hmmm....ill just send u a cheque like i shud be to bro minaz then u can get what u want.....

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i cant believeeeeee u asked for that...man u dunno how life is....be thankful u dont have it...honest...hard life....

ur funny...nice to know u have a sense off humour and just dont make urself look silly....

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Excellent. (You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Muhammad again.)

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What would be really mean is to not listen to their reason. Which was, in both cases, coursework.
You're right.

Ok, In our university as you know very well, there tends to be alot of freemixing, what would be a good way to approach a bro? Bearing in mind we don't want to hurt his feelings or embarras him.
   
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Ok, In our university as you know very well, there tends to be alot of freemixing, what would be a good way to approach a bro? Bearing in mind we don't want to hurt his feelings or embarras him.
The best way would be to approach said bro at Jumu'ah, since he is working on even more stinkin' coursework.

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I'm all out of candy, and I'm craving caramel, but I finished my latte and all caramel candies in the house... What do I do now? I need SUGAR! And let me add, my dad's banned any sweet stuff so I'm stuck...
Breathe deeply.

Deeper.

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That's the spirit.

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Count to twenty.

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do you have any problems at all hajar?
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do you have any problems at all hajar?

come to think of it....
next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%

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next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%
Ok here's a trick I used for my exams before the summer, well you should be allowed water bottles into your exam, so what I did was write critical stuff down on the inside of the label and restuck it. Lol and I got into University lats month just fine! So as my motto goes - "IF IT'S IN THE GAME IT'S IN THE GAME"
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come to think of it....
next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%

You'll have to go back! Back... to the future!
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Okay, seriously, moving swiftly on...

Any other problems?
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Ok thanks I will try that .. but what if it doesnt work and I get caught....?
Then use the Flux Capacitor and go back in time, Doc!
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lol i used it for about 90% of my exams and I got on fine
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