Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 110

Faizah

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Originally Posted by minaz

MILK HIM! Get all the freebies you can off him, seriously a laptop and Timbs, he's loaded! P.S just so you know i'm a size 7

Hell yeah!

Tell them the reasons why and the benefits you see in wearing it

.... ok then!

F.Y. · 12:06 PM

bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

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Muezzin and Minaz - My Agony Uncles.....How old r u?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by F.Y.

bro Minaz/Muezzin
Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.

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Originally Posted by Islamic Kuri

Muezzin and Minaz - My Agony Uncles.....How old r u?

I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!

Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

When I was four years old and someone stole my lollipop. It was a green one.

I am ze beeg 2 wiz ze zero at ze end.

An' Minaz, 'ee eez 'ow you seh, NAHN.

Wiz' ze teen on ze end.

Mais oui, c'est Next!

Wow I didn't know you could speak French. So you're the older one eh? Do you think I should just marry the creep and be a gold digger?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~

Wow I didn't know you could speak French. So you're the older one eh? Do you think I should just marry the creep and be a gold digger?

Don't marry him, just milk him for all he's worth!

Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Don't marry him, just milk him for all he's worth!

You bunch of gold diggers!

But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises

. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him

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Man, i'm such a nice person

.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~

You bunch of gold diggers!

But i could probably milk alot more out of him if we were married, or I could just make false promises

. Then when he's as dry as a sultana i'll leave him

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NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.

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Man, i'm such a nice person

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And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!

Faizah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muezzin

NOTICE: Muezzin and Minaz do not endorse behaviour such as this, but should members take such actions, they are contractually obliged to donate a minimum of 10 % of the proceeds to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. Reading this notice constitutes acceptance of the contract. Thank you.

And there lies your greatest weakness.

Next!

Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny? I'll give you 5% and that's it!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by ~Mu'MiNaH~

Excuse me, do you know how hard it is to batter your eye lashes and pretend that a joke is funny?

Excuse me, but do you know the verb 'batter' is incorrect in this context and should instead be 'bat', unless of course you have recently fallen into a deep fat frier.

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I'll give you 5% and that's it!

Deal.

Next!

Faizah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Excuse me, but do you know the verb 'batter' is incorrect in this context and should instead be 'bat', unless of course you have recently fallen into a deep fat frier.

Deal.

Next!

Whoops, my mistake

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nafy

my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!!

w/salaam

Fighting4Iman

the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

:coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy

Aziz

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My Agony Uncles

what?

AsIaN_qUeEn

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Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap

:coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy

LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move

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Fighting4Iman Fighting4Emaan Status: Offline Posts: 16,004 Reputation: 48512 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fighting4Emaan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-24-2006 the bus driver kicked me off da bus today. he sed its coz ma oyster ran out but i think its coz im a muslim wiv a beard n a prayer cap :coolbro: <--- kinda like this guy __________________ -Fighting for my Emaan- I Will Not Lose - Never - No Way - Not Ever