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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-24-2006

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my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!!

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-24-2006

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my works too hard my works too hard my works too hard!!!!!!!!!! aaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

i got da urge 2 scream wat all pakis scream 'AMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII' .....or is dat jus me? lol

too much ryt up 2 do...i cant concentrate n i got migrane...n any second now am gonna get told off 4 summit stupid as usual!!

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the bus driver kicked me off da bus today.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-24-2006

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LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move
what if the bus driver refused to move till he gave up refusing to move?
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omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down? Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.
   
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006

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Your what?
oyster = new british mode of bus pass
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LOL BRO

U shudda refused to move
ye wudda been cool! i shudda sloooowly opened my jacket and said wiv a slight smirk:

"you sure you want me to get off da bus " LOL
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my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

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Salaamz

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doesnt matter sis i no how ur feelin.... my w/ks 2 hard and coz im not gttin the point im gettin a headache but i.a lets make dua to Allah (swt) to make the work easier for us:

'allahumma la sahla illama ja'altahu sahla anta taj'alu hasana itha ma shi'ta sahaa'
yeh sis inshAllah :sister:
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hummmmmmmm....so workin up until half 12 in da nyt wasnt a gud idea? *sigh*

bro am i goin mad???? plz let me knowwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006

^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:



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^ lol sure luks like it, do you luk like this by any chance:



Dats pure and utter cheek!!!

i dont look lyk dat no.....i grab dogs instead looooooool

i swear work stress is gettin 2 me

i wonder if i am seriously turnin in2 a bozo....hummmm.....
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006

question:

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist? i mean just luk at his beard:




^ subhanAllah THAT BEARD!!!!!!!
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Salaamz

yeh mashAllah

im lukin 4ward 2 bro muezzins ansa lol

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006

LOL
what about his beard?
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