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my prob......try to solve it inshalah...

well it happ months ago...... i was coming out from da station...making my exit da usual way......funny ppl around me started to rush pass me......hideaway to another platform....at the front....police were front .....and guess wot instead of looking at those who were rushing or running away....they picked me...and stopped me.....to see my oyester...to see if am using the my own one...or frauding it...is it coz am wearing da full and complete islamic dress?

Of course. The cops are insititutionally racist. Even the black and Asian ones.

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Abd'Majid, a nice beard does not a good man make.

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omg... erm my admirer said he wants to marry me and that he'll take me around the world n treat me like a princess, and that he can 'live' with it if i don't like him. I felt so uncomfrotable i didn't reply and i just looked down at the floor. I'm starting to feel sorry for him. Is there an easy way to let him down?
Yes. It involves brass knuckles and a hospital visit.

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Oh and he also has my house number and my address thanks tome brain-dead cousin.
Holy moley! Tell your parents before the psycho comes a-callin'... and polish up that knuckle duster while you set the cops to speed-dial.

And on that confusingly aggressive note, Next!
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Salaamz

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

take care
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my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk
mannn i need advice
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Oh yeh same here in maths!
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lol
its yuckkyy
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it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move
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it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move

aw bro never mind they were them days LOL
   
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it use to happen to be bak in science, wen i use to try move away she use to spit at me extra hard tellin me not 2 move
LOL!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! well...she gave u a gud showering den aye lolz hahaha
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jokah
it happens to soo many ppl
where are bros minaz & muezzin??
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aw bro never mind they were them days LOL
its still happin to moi
eeeewww
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its still happin to moi
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LOL!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! well...she gave u a gud showering den aye lolz hahaha
once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?
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once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?

i think that meant you need a bath LOL
   
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once my friend offered her tictacs coz he felt sry for me (HER BREATH STANK), you'd expect her 2 tell off my friend ye? she faces me and gives me a second lotta spittin about how "MY" friend is rude. WHATS THAT ABOUT?
yeh?! das weird aye it!!

hummmmmmmmmmmmm..........well i say spit back at her lol
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Just go out the house...a nice stroll in da park?

Or u cud just put SS on full blast to calm them down........

Wen this happens to me....I just....Ignore them.....
   
 

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