Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 113

nafy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iqram

Just go out the house...a nice stroll in da park?

Or u cud just put SS on full blast to calm them down........

Wen this happens to me....I just....Ignore them.....

how can u ignore sum1 spitting at u? lol

afriend

LOL

I was replying to ur Q...

about ur parents...LOL

But anyways...a serious Q...

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

nafy

Salaamz

oh ryyyyyyyyyyt!! lol sorry ;)

well bro....i wud go out....but not allowed....

n they do calm down in da end lol...but still...its annoyin!!

fanx anywayz!

w/salam

afriend

No problem. ;)

I just added the most annoying boy in the world to my MSN contacts......What do I do to tell him that sometimes I just don't wanna chat to him?

nafy

Salaamz

bro easier solution........jus block him muahahahahaha

lol

take care
w/salaam

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaamz

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

take care
w/salaam

What is this 'when'? The word should be 'If', and even that's incorrect, because you won't fail if you put the work in inshallah.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovly lady

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk
mannn i need advice

Sit somewhere else.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Islamic Kuri

Oh yeh same here in maths!

So sit somewhere else.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovly lady

lol
its yuckkyy

Which is why you should sit somewhere else.

And I really do not want to know about your old teachers' bad breath, people.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iqram

But anyways...a serious Q...

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

How far are you willing to go?

afriend

What do u mean by how far are you willing to go?

**Muezzin**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iqram

What do u mean by how far are you willing to go?

I mean 'would you be willing to kiss my buttocks on live television while Minaz steals your wallet?'

I'm joking guys.

...guys?

....next?

afriend

LOL....Why are ppl so crazy about bein a mod anyway....It's a hard life, erhm, I mean job.....

minaz

Quote:

Have you ever cried so hard that you thought you'd gone insane? If not - when was the last time you cried?

5 years ago when watching "Cast Away", where Tom Hanks looses Wilson- only time i've ever cried. (yes this thread has got a whole lot personal!)

Quote:

How can a dude wiv a beard AS NICE AND BEAUTIFUL as osama bin-ladens be called a terrorist?

Please don't mention OBL on my thread please.

Quote:

wat do i tell ma parents wen i fail my course at college?

Don't, cuz they'll say the A word............. ARRANGED MARRIAGE!

Quote:

my teacher spits when he speaks and i sit right next to
his desk

get one of these off eBay

Quote:

How do u bcome a trainee mod?

£20 donation

Hatshepsut

right ok...look serious problem here i saw a hijabi....*jaw drops* doing some disturbing things with her boyfriend....*jaw drops again*...right i feel the sudden urge to hit her...am i allowed to...she doesnt hide it and parades around college holding hands with him and like delibrately doing icky yucky things whenever she sees muslim brothers and sisters...and no theyve not had the nikkah...she gives me evils too....ok....so with all this am i allowed to happy slap her...her bf is a boxer but im not afraid of him....i can highkick him to mars...although it may be difficult with my jilbabs (woohoo im finally getting them)....seriously though can i? you know a slap of reality!!! no but seriously i feel extremely compelled to do something as its not right and shes messing up my whole dawah!!! shes confusing the non muslims...grrr.....*walks off with her baseball bat*

minaz

Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough

)

Hatshepsut

Quote:

Originally Posted by minaz

Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough

)

im not violent...its ok....i will rise above her snobby remarks at me...hmmpft i am but a brick to her spongey words....im gonna try talking to her...and if i come back with my hands in cuffs ...its ALL YOUR FAULT bro...as i wouldnt have had time to escape having spent forever speaking to her...lolololol...no im joking....inshaAllah yeah im gonna give it a try...tut tut muezzin isnt here to defend himself *rolls eyes*

Alpha Dude™

I'm new to this thread...so go easy on me

Am I correct in thinking that the purpose of this thread is to ask the bro's Muezzin and Minaz questions about anything?
If that is indeed the case, here's what I'd like to know:
Whose idea was this thread?
and how long did it take to come up with the nice alliterative title?

minaz

Quote:

Whose idea was this thread?
and how long did it take to come up with the nice alliterative title?

One weird weekend together last summer (seperate beds of course)

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afriend Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 10,734 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 LOL I was replying to ur Q... about ur parents...LOL But anyways...a serious Q... How do u bcome a trainee mod?

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 Salaamz oh ryyyyyyyyyyt!! lol sorry ;) well bro....i wud go out....but not allowed.... n they do calm down in da end lol...but still...its annoyin!! fanx anywayz! w/salam __________________

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afriend Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 10,734 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 No problem. ;) I just added the most annoying boy in the world to my MSN contacts......What do I do to tell him that sometimes I just don't wanna chat to him?

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nafy PrOuD MuSlIm Status: Offline Posts: 2,072 Reputation: 5064 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dunya :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 Salaamz bro easier solution........jus block him muahahahahaha lol take care w/salaam __________________

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afriend Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 10,734 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 What do u mean by how far are you willing to go?

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afriend Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 10,734 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 LOL....Why are ppl so crazy about bein a mod anyway....It's a hard life, erhm, I mean job.....

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Hatshepsut Egypt here i come!! Status: Offline Posts: 2,131 Reputation: 1110 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: sat navs arent that good!! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 right ok...look serious problem here i saw a hijabi....jaw drops doing some disturbing things with her boyfriend....jaw drops again...right i feel the sudden urge to hit her...am i allowed to...she doesnt hide it and parades around college holding hands with him and like delibrately doing icky yucky things whenever she sees muslim brothers and sisters...and no theyve not had the nikkah...she gives me evils too....ok....so with all this am i allowed to happy slap her...her bf is a boxer but im not afraid of him....i can highkick him to mars...although it may be difficult with my jilbabs (woohoo im finally getting them)....seriously though can i? you know a slap of reality!!! no but seriously i feel extremely compelled to do something as its not right and shes messing up my whole dawah!!! shes confusing the non muslims...grrr.....walks off with her baseball bat __________________ there's something going on with that bunny so who will be setting the next trend

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minaz rep points mean nothin Status: Offline Posts: 1,335 Reputation: 2070 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 Lol! Ok talk to this sister, seriously just talk to her. You go in all guns blazin and she'll most likely sin more. Trust me on this just talk to her, I got 1st hand experience in this (and before you ask I aint gonna mention any names) ( cough...Muezzin....cough ) __________________ http://www.islamicboard.com/showthread.php?t=6923

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Alpha Dude™ Spiritually weak Status: Offline Posts: 4,090 Reputation: 45892 Rep Power: 76 Join Date: Mar 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-25-2006 I'm new to this thread...so go easy on me Am I correct in thinking that the purpose of this thread is to ask the bro's Muezzin and Minaz questions about anything? If that is indeed the case, here's what I'd like to know: Whose idea was this thread? and how long did it take to come up with the nice alliterative title?