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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

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what would you do if i shot solid snake?

would you go NOOOOOOOOO!!! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE??
I'd say, 'hey, you just shot my PlayStation! You better pay for that!'

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I'd say, 'hey, you just shot my PlayStation! You better pay for that!'
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im more likely to shoot at the screen if i wanna shoot snake
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im more likely to shoot at the screen if i wanna shoot snake
Add the cost of a new television to the bill.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

ok here's a question...
why muezzin betaing around the bush?
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Add the cost of a new television to the bill.

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but i wont shoot ur PS2 just ur telivision and i kno u got a £10 tv set, come on b honest
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

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but i wont shoot ur PS2 just ur telivision and i kno u got a £10 tv set, come on b honest
Nope not even a tenner, - it's stolen
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

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ok... my bro is a gym junkie, and thinks he is Allah's gift 2 women... how shud i make him c sense?
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omg... minaz too!
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

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ok... my bro is a gym junkie, and thinks he is Allah's gift 2 women... how shud i make him c sense?
Tell him women cost money to run, that'll scare him off!
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lol... what about the gym junkie part?
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Well as a gym junkie myself (unlike Muezzin the jaffa cake junkie), let him be
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haha... gym junkies suck... they neglect their families!
And i bet my brother cud easily beat u up!
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haha... gym junkies suck... they neglect their families!
And i bet my brother cud easily beat u up!
thats nice now isnt it sis? lololol....i can beat up anyone im joking
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So, i could beat you up!
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So, i could beat you up!
Uh uh... bet you couldn't. I may be little, but i throw a mean punch!
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