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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-26-2006

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Salaamz

is screaming out 4 no reason gud 4 my health? or am i going loony?

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I currently want to become a pharmacist and my parents want me to go spend some time with the tabligh brothers however I want to do summer school so I can save some months...which do I choose?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-27-2006

Summer School??? Like Hellllooooooooo Dont U Get Enuf Of Dat, Summers 4 Chilling!!!

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I currently want to become a pharmacist and my parents want me to go spend some time with the tabligh brothers however I want to do summer school so I can save some months...which do I choose?
Have you discussed this with your parents? If you have, and still haven't come to a conclusion, if I were in your shoes I would do whatever I thought was in my best interests.

Also, is it not possible to 'spend some time with the tabligh brothers' after attending summer school? Surely you'll have a few weeks left over.
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Do you think everyone wants to read my story?
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-27-2006

I'm sure everyone does. I hope it's the kind of sequel 'Terminator 2' was - i.e. superior to the original since it has Arnie, Robert Patrick, and a bloody psycho woman armed with a shotgun
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Lol, it's even better!
Except without the shot gun... or maybe with!
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^ its all about blowing sum1s head off


Question:

a fat boys eatin like WAT THE *BEEP* while a skinny mans right next 2 him. WHAT TO DO?
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^ its all about blowing sum1s head off


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a fat boys eatin like WAT THE *BEEP* while a skinny mans right next 2 him. WHAT TO DO?
You put the Lime in the Coke you nut.

Er, I mean, feed the fat boy to the skinny man.

Er, I mean, get the skinny man some food, and the fat boy an Atkins diet book.

Er... I'm confused.

Put the lime in the Coke you nut, and who is NEXT!
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^ QUIKLY TO THE MENTAL HOSPITOL

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You spelt both 'quickly' and 'hospital' wrong, bro.

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Congrats on becoming Mod well Trainee Mod Bro

Anyway things that Bug me. My Indian friend dont want me to come to her wedding as im a "Paki" but she dont know that i know this and she is like inviting me BUT i dotn want to go as i know her intention..How do i tell her without letting her know i know the "Paki" thing as she told a mutual friend and i dont want to get her involved Hope ya got that!
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I thought you were bengali sis?
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I thought you were bengali sis?
no that wud b me

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What do i do to a bengali who refuses to EAT FISH?
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