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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-27-2006

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You put the Lime in the Coke you nut.

Er, I mean, feed the fat boy to the skinny man.

Er, I mean, get the skinny man some food, and the fat boy an Atkins diet book.

Er... I'm confused.

Put the lime in the Coke you nut, and who is NEXT!

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its too hot in dis library........help......lol

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lol... okie dokie then... miss laywer;).
Well she's not much of a friend... DITCH HER!
And then steal her husband and show her who's bos.... oh my God, that was terrible advice!
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lol... okie dokie then... miss laywer;).
Well she's not much of a friend... DITCH HER!
And then steal her husband and show her who's bos.... oh my God, that was terrible advice!
Yeah seeing the fact that her Husband is Sikh....AND THAT IM MARRIED I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT NO IM MARRIED WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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Anyway things that Bug me. My Indian friend dont want me to come to her wedding as im a "Paki" but she dont know that i know this and she is like inviting me BUT i dotn want to go as i know her intention..How do i tell her without letting her know i know the "Paki" thing as she told a mutual friend and i dont want to get her involved Hope ya got that!
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its too hot in dis library........help......lol
Open the window.

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You havent given me a solution for being MUEZZIN AND MINAZ BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i cant reach it
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Or chuck a brick through it.

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Salaamz

lol i eventually got out da library wivout doin ma work.......ehem.........woopz

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why av i got an accent that is an american one?
evry1 says am 4m america and likes..... nnnnnnnno am not its just soooooo annoying!
   
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i think about fishes too much





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i think about fishes too much





Thats Sick Bro GET MARRIED AND LEAVE THE FISHES ALONE YOU ....FISHMONGER
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