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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-27-2006

think ive done my knee sm serious injury man killin like hell

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If it's killin like "hell" go give it some rest, and do what i'm doing in 5 minutes time- goin to bed
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-28-2006

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You put the Lime in the Coke you nut.

Er, I mean, feed the fat boy to the skinny man.

Er, I mean, get the skinny man some food, and the fat boy an Atkins diet book.

Er... I'm confused.

Put the lime in the Coke you nut, and who is NEXT!
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if I learn how to put wood flooring in will that make me a carpenter? I'm doing a crash course simply to help some relatives out..but am now thinking hey I could do this as a long-term side job till I get my undergrad-degree? whats your take on this?
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Its Sometimes.s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s.
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Its Sometimes.s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s.
Actually it's sometimes.
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Bros Minaz and Muezzin
You ever checked out the site Maniac Muslim: Updates Read his articles.
You would fit right in.

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Bros Minaz and Muezzin
You ever checked out the site Maniac Muslim: Updates Read his articles.
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yes they sure would that guy is hilarious and he has a truthful tone to alot of things also....
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Yep, I've seen ManiacMuslim.com. He's a very funny guy.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-28-2006

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shud i wear completely sunnah clothe at work and risk people being racist towards me and mayb even gettin fired
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shud i wear completely sunnah clothe at work and risk people being racist towards me and mayb even gettin fired
Ask your boss first. If you think dressing like that could risk your job, it'd be foolish to just rush in, no?

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Ask your boss first. If you think dressing like that could risk your job, it'd be foolish to just rush in, no?

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he will wivout a doubt say its ok to NOT seem racist but den he mite say things and look for ways to umm.. "LET ME GO" lol if u get me!
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if you have three dots and you add one what do you get?
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he will wivout a doubt say its ok to NOT seem racist but den he mite say things and look for ways to umm.. "LET ME GO" lol if u get me!
Ask yourself: Is a shalwar kameez really worth losing my job over? ;)

Besides, you can wear whatever you want at home.

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The Four of Clubs.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 04-28-2006

*thinks he killed my question..hmmpft...does quick mime and leaves muhaha*
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