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I go through more headphones than Muezzin supposedly goes through jaffa cakes. It's getting to be quite annoying. How can i solve my problem?
Stop listening to music.

Kidding. Yeah, get a spare pair.

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I Have Been Looking At These Threads Must Say Verryyy Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,you Guys Should Become Comedians For A Living,nice To See Innnocent Humour
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Stalin's moustache.
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cant help it my bad...im a part time counsellor...well i might as well have the title the amount of problems i listen to!!
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why whats so funny about that? the sister made a good point! and im actually considering whether to go full time or not!!
full time niqaabi comedian, hmm... well as long as u aint puttin aaaany music in ur shows or dancin or excessive laughin its kool
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Lol... i don't listen to music, my mp3 player only has Qur'an and islamic talks. But i guess i'll have to buy a new pair!
Can't they make titanium head phones or something?
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full time niqaabi comedian, hmm... well as long as u aint puttin aaaany music in ur shows or dancin or excessive laughin its kool
nope i dont do music....dancing ewww no....just sheer comedy...though bet no-one would get my jokes....the muslims ones are easy...gosh so are the cultural ones...oh my gosh even the women ones...wahey...fame here i come! not im joking!! yeh im going totally for the ninja look!!

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full time niqaabi comedian, hmm... well as long as u aint puttin aaaany music in ur shows or dancin or excessive laughin its kool
Laughter is the whole point of comedy.

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Lol... i don't listen to music, my mp3 player only has Qur'an and islamic talks. But i guess i'll have to buy a new pair!
Can't they make titanium head phones or something?
Nope, but if it's any consolation, Doc Ock's tentacles are made of titanium.

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Muezzin... you've changed your avatar! That's the first time i've seen you change it. Are you making the best out of it before you become a full mod and you can't have an avatar anymore?
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Muezzin... you've changed your avatar! That's the first time i've seen you change it. Are you making the best out of it before you become a full mod and you can't have an avatar anymore?
Nope. There's going to be a rule change about avatars soon (we're not allowed to have humans in them), so I've changed mine.

And if/when I become a full-time mod, I want a personalised version of the mod avatar ;)

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Laughter is the whole point of comedy.
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i sed excessive , smile a lot, laugh occasionally but cry most ;)
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*waits for question to be answered while humming theme tune to "Special People"*
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so mine is gna be removed?
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*waits for question to be asked while singing Ghostbusters*
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*waits for question to be asked while singing Ghostbusters*
*waits for brother to open eyes and loook for question "special special people so many what can we doooo"*
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Minaz and I are friends, yes. Which reminds me, I need to pop over to his shop to get some spare pens.

Hatsheput, just post the **** question again

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