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how does one stop themsevles being called weird?

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how does one stop themsevles being called weird?

Stop being a weirdo.

Only joking. Just ignore those bozos. They probably wouldn't know originality if it sat on their face in bright pink pantaloons.

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Omg...I cant hurt kangroos for my 'dream' palace.

I wudnt even hurt a fly
No problem. I've always wanted to hunt kangaroo. With my bare hands.
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what the ....?!?
Try not to dwell on it and it might just disappear.

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We were talking about my palace.....can we drop the kangroo hunting topic.....ur depressing me!!!
No, I meant I'd give you some of the proceeds of my bounty hunts. Oh. Erm.. I mean, no I'm definitely not going to hurt any of those kangaroos. And I definitely wouldn't send you any money from killing them. No, it'd all come from legitmate sources. Not kangaroo hunting. And that thing on the documents saying I'll be based in Australia? Lies.
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Ur just ONE BIG problem anaywayonly messing!!!

come on then....my palace!!!where were we?
The answer is staring me in the face.

Literally.

Right there under your username.

You're the princess, Your Highness, you tell me how to get a palace.
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Honestly.....*nods head side to side*

I am THE Princess of Arabia. I live in the desert with the rest of the monarch *im getting gud at faking things*

I need a proper palace....the desert is too hot. I need a roof over my head....not sum kind of goat made tent.lol.

By the way, I am a the OTHER Roayl family. Not the As saud but the As Saood **

Suggestions bro!!!!
Use your wealth, Majesty.

And donate some to Muezzin and Minaz Inc. ;)

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Heyy i'm back...............It took me 4ever 2 read all the posts I was behind in, well Ameeratul Layl...I too am a princess...Of the world, so in order 2 get a Palace you have 2 first have big money...The you have 2 marry prince charming(no wait hes already takin by me) well anywayz....Watch Snow white, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Little Mermaid, and Aladdin(those are all clasical princess movies) You can prob get sum tips from them........LOOL

My problem is, I have a sister who talks 2 much(and this time her talking got me into sumthing I dont wanna be in) but the thing is it involves a couple of people............So heeeelp Bro Mueziin and minaz(oh yea guess what I finally learnt how 2 spell yo name without looking Muezzin) Okay back to the topic.....Hollaz
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You said yall help(well can yall do my school work????) I would really appricate....I mught even send a check!!!
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You said yall help(well can yall do my school work????) I would really appricate....I mught even send a check!!!
Sure, just send it by carrier pigeon. He'll find us.

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No I spell it check(what is cheque??)
Cheque is the correct way of spelling it. Check is like American-slang-type weirdness.

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I'm not sending no check unless I get sum help wit ma homework(and guess I well be using american slang) Hollaz
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WARNING!

This thread is getting dangerously out of hand and I am sorry to say that MANY posts were deleted! Please try to avoid overdoing the questioning and getting carried away with fictitious ideas Insha'Allaah.

May I suggest that if you seriously don't have a problem, then perhaps allow people who do to be the ones asking?

Lastly, members have expressed concern that this thread may be closed. That decision is in your hands - if you can calm down a bit and try to remember the LI rules, Insha'Allaah the thread is fine to remain . I quote from the LI rules that a thread is closed if:

- It is getting out of hand with beef and after warnings doesn't look like it will get back on track.
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yes as 50% shareholder in Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, I do agree with the above statement, yeh it is bit of a giant freepost but I'm glad to say that all the beef has been comical. As for inaproppropiate - no comment
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yes as 50% shareholder in Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, I do agree with the above statement, yeh it is bit of a giant freepost but I'm glad to say that all the beef has been comical. As for inaproppropiate - no comment

The other 50% was definately me and Im sorry for messing things up.

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What Muezzin has sold his shares to you! Right now that is a problem
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