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lol.........das funny man..... ;)

ok i practically gave my sisters a heart attack 3 o clok in da morning
by waking up from a dream half screaming and half crying lol....
i need 2 refrain frm doin dat agen........da poor things didnt get a wink
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the answer is in the content of the dream, please share
p.s. Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC is not responisble of any "un-islamic" elements of the dream
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ewwwww........lol.......its not a yukky dream believe me....
its quite scary.....
i cud c myself in a room..........n it was gradualy gettin darker.....
den i started 2 hear really weird loud whispering in my ears.....n it was gettin louder.......n den it felt lyk sumfin got me all of a sudden......
which resulted in me screamin myself awake lol
but den i ended up crying 4 about n hour or so for sum reason....
i felt lyk i was gonna die actually
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Assalamu Alaikum Doc Minaz, Doc Muezzin

alright heres a problem for ya (i just made it up yesterday so run along with it) enjoy :

Problem:

A brother asks a sister for her hand in marriage, the sister agrees, but wants to know the brother’s age.
figure this out: The brother is 3 times older than his younger brother and his younger brother is 6 times younger than his father and the father is 1.2 times older than the mother.

How old is the brother?










Brother's answer: Sister, age doesn’t matter in Islam

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i just made it up yesterday so run along with it
Yeh and I'm the king of Brunei, just be thankful what you've been given and just marry him - you aint getting any younger
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ewwwww........lol.......its not a yukky dream believe me....
its quite scary.....
i cud c myself in a room..........n it was gradualy gettin darker.....
den i started 2 hear really weird loud whispering in my ears.....n it was gettin louder.......n den it felt lyk sumfin got me all of a sudden......
which resulted in me screamin myself awake lol
but den i ended up crying 4 about n hour or so for sum reason....
i felt lyk i was gonna die actually
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Assalamu Alaikum Doc Minaz, Doc Muezzin

alright heres a problem for ya (i just made it up yesterday so run along with it) enjoy :

Problem:

A brother asks a sister for her hand in marriage, the sister agrees, but wants to know the brother’s age.
figure this out: The brother is 3 times older than his younger brother and his younger brother is 6 times younger than his father and the father is 1.2 times older than the mother.

How old is the brother?
Who cares?

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Brother's answer: Sister, age doesn’t matter in Islam

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AGHHHHH! Brothers I need ur help. Wallah! I aint making this up, thi si no joke and need u all to be serious:

I have this (muslim) boy in my physics class. Thankfully that is the only class he is in with me cuz he doesnt attend the evening maths classes.

Anyway, he really is freaking me out!!!!

He always stars at me. Whenever I turn around to look at the teacher (whilst she is explaining something) or wen I luk at the bored to copy notes down: he is always swirling on the chair (typical lab chairs) and always has his gaze on me!!!!!

I swear: I wear hijab and jilbaab. I cant cover myself more than that. I wear modest clothes underneath which are FARRRRRRRRRR from tight and revealing.

Wat do I do? He is freaking me out and its not comfortable sitting in lesson. The owrst thing: He always sits behind me!!!!

Plz take this seriously!!! I really need some advise!!!
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AGHHHHH! Brothers I need ur help. Wallah! I aint making this up, thi si no joke and need u all to be serious:

I have this (muslim) boy in my physics class. Thankfully that is the only class he is in with me cuz he doesnt attend the evening maths classes.

Anyway, he really is freaking me out!!!!

He always stars at me. Whenever I turn around to look at the teacher (whilst she is explaining something) or wen I luk at the bored to copy notes down: he is always swirling on the chair (typical lab chairs) and always has his gaze on me!!!!!

I swear: I wear hijab and jilbaab. I cant cover myself more than that. I wear modest clothes underneath which are FARRRRRRRRRR from tight and revealing.

Wat do I do? He is freaking me out and its not comfortable sitting in lesson. The owrst thing: He always sits behind me!!!!

Plz take this seriously!!! I really need some advise!!!
Tell him to stop staring and if he doesn't listen, zap the sucker

That'll teach him to lower his gaze.
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Tell him to stop staring and if he doesn't listen, zap the sucker

That'll teach him to lower his gaze.[/quote]



lol. I dont even know wat that is bro.
Plus! I dont want to hurt him.....I just wanna make it clear to him that Im not interested!!!!:hmm2:
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just explain to him that you are both muslims and advise him that it is haramm to stare at the opposite gender
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just explain to him that you are both muslims and advise him that it is haramm to stare at the opposite gender
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Brother. He is not that kind of person to understand such words. He is not islamic. He wears gold rings and walks.....like a 'bad boy.'

He is more of western person than Islamic. :rant:

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badboi huh? give him a slap. that'll teach the perv.
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badboi huh? give him a slap. that'll teach the perv.

Brother. Think realistically plz. Im a muslim woamn/girl. I am not married to him (thank God)....so me touching his face is haraam. Plus!!! There wudnt be enuf soap in the world to clean my hands if I did.

Everyone seems to be taking this as a joke!!!!

I need help....
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just explain to him boldly that you don't like him staring at you, make him feel what he is doing is something wrong and haram
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