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well start from the begining
What was that hadith about 'hiding your sins'? Perhaps the same principle goes for 'keeping your dignity'?

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lol ok in dat case whats the fishiest thing u EVA saw
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lol ok in dat case whats the fishiest thing u EVA saw
I thought I saw a murder once, but it was actually a hamster.

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I thought I saw a murder once, but it was actually a hamster.

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erm erm? how can a murder an activity be erm a hamster an animal?
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erm erm? how can a murder an activity be erm a hamster an animal?
It's a long story that's not suitable for children or sane people.

And we're going off-topic.

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erm erm? how can a murder an activity be erm a hamster an animal?
its a muezzin thing ;) we wudnt understand
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ASALAMOALAIKUM
i have a big proooobleeeeem i can't find my teddy :P
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i LOST £90 !!!!!!!!
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Salaamz

i lost ma will 2 live....well no not really......i cant be bovered wid ma work.....any words of encouragment plz broz lol ;)

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ASALAMOALAIKUM
i have a big proooobleeeeem i can't find my teddy :P
Use your pillow instead.

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i LOST £90 !!!!!!!!
Rob a tramp.

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i lost ma will 2 live....well no not really......i cant be bovered wid ma work.....any words of encouragment plz broz lol

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I don't blame you

But seriously, chin up, there's always light at the end of the tunnel (or, rather, there always is an end to the tunnel), and besides, it's the summer holidays in like, three months.

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lol this thread is so funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
ME LOSING £90 IS NOT A JOKE!!!! lol
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^^ lololololol i find adt funny!! HOW CAN U LOSE 90 QUID EH EH EH>>>>???????

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ME LOSING £90 IS NOT A JOKE!!!! lol
Neither is robbing tramps!

It takes weeks of planning, the reflexes of a cat, and a can of mace.

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