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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-08-2006

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I hear that from drug addicts all the time.
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LOLLOL, u mean u "USE" that all the time ;)
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i just got me ''new'' job and am just so happy and excited i heard today that being happy is not good so how can i stop being happy??????!
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well i've been told that aday which seriously puts me down and just sucks!!
after bing happy and then just putting that smile down what a pity!!
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well i've been told that aday which seriously puts me down and just sucks!!
after bing happy and then just putting that smile down what a pity!!
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Sahih Bukhari

Volume 4, Book 56, Number 756:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin Ka'b:

I heard Ka'b bin Malik talking after his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, "When I greeted Allah's Apostle whose face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah's Apostle was happy, his face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognize it (i.e. his happiness) from his face."


our prophet saws was happy ;) and inshaAllah i will try 2 b too
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Narrated 'Abdullah bin Ka'b:

I heard Ka'b bin Malik talking after his failure to join (the Ghazwa of) Tabuk. He said, "When I greeted Allah's Apostle whose face was glittering with happiness, for whenever Allah's Apostle was happy, his face used to glitter, as if it was a piece of the moon, and we used to recognize it (i.e. his happiness) from his face."


our prophet saws was happy ;) and inshaAllah i will try 2 b too
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mashallah that is so good i will show evidence on that to the person whom told me

Q) why do most people hate cats and run over them?
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GUYS IM STARTIN 2 REGRET QUITTIN MY COURSE WAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOO

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why do fishes always open and close there mouths like weirdos? CAN THEY TALK?
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and why is da sky blue??
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and why is it hard to speak slowly but easy to speak quickly?

ok.......that was dumb.
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what is this, one big giant spam box???

This is muezzin and minaz's thread, you ask them questions. And they answer you. Why is there so much idle chit chat???
Why is there so much intermingling between sexes??? subhan Allah.
If only i was a mod.....


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^Respec'!

Islamgyal, take heed of the Hadith posted by Abd' Majid. Chin up. And about the cats, they rock.

At least, until some weirdo runs 'em down.

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I DUNNO WAT THE HELL I WANNA DO CAREER WISE

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IM LOST
Astronaut?

Firewoman?

Superheroine?

But seriously, do you have a careers adviser you can see? Also think about what your strengths are and what kind of job you would actually enjoy.

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why do fishes always open and close there mouths like weirdos? CAN THEY TALK?
Finding Nemo says they can.

And they open their mouths because it aids their breathing by pumping water over their gills continuously.

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and why is da sky blue??
Basically, loads of molecules in the air make up the sky. 'A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.'

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ok.......that was dumb.
Motormouth syndrome. Invest in some toffee.

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are you scared of eclipses
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are you scared of eclipses
No way. I remember that one a few years ago was supercool. That was the first (and maybe only) time I saw a solar eclipse in the UK. It was really awesome, I hope to see another in my lifetime.

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^ thats a 70 year wait, wats the chances of u living till 90
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^ thats a 70 year wait, wats the chances of u living till 90
Don't forget to say 'Inshallah' ;)

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