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^ lol inshaAllah i actually got an uncle who passed away at 93,

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^ lol inshaAllah i actually got an uncle who passed away at 93,

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Gee, I don't know, why don't you go and read a book on Islam

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^ what makes chickens run around after you chop off their heads?
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^ what makes chickens run around after you chop off their heads?
Their nerves.

And if I was a Christian who didn't know my religion properly, I'd say the Holy Spirit.

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^ whats Ecto-1?
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The Ghostbusters' car.

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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:
   
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why do people believe in evolution? DO U THINK WE CAME FROM MONKEYS
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy are teachers so annoying......? :rant:
Be nice. They're just doing their job

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why do people believe in evolution? DO U THINK WE CAME FROM MONKEYS
I think that where we're going is more important than where we came from.

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HEY AS I BIN STUDYIN TEACHIN 4 TWO YEARS I WANNA SAY DIS TO U: TEACHIN AINT EASY

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i hate bein meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

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no there not maybe you are:rant:
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salam.
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Don't. Firstly, because you're never going to be anyone else, so you might as well try and enjoy it.

Secondly, because Plato said 'There are two things one should never get angry about: That which one can control, and that which one cannot'

Thirdly, and most importantly, because the Prophet (SAW) said 'Do not get angry'

Fourthly, because you should appreciate all the blessings Allah has bestowed upon you. Inshallah you're in good health, in a good school or college, and are a good person.

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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-09-2006

what do you do if you want to get high grades in your classes but you feel like slakin off because you've caught senioritis?
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