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I think I am addicted to cucumber and mayo sandwiches....

Can you suggest what to do?



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Simple. Eat them. Eat them all.

Sooner or later you'll get sick of them.

Alternatively, they'll kill you.

Either way, it's a sure way to get rid of the addiction. ;)
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Thanks sis. But Im NOT going to speak to him :

How do I put it?

'why do u stare at me?'


get a friend to do it for you then. really i think thats the best way.and if u want bring this issue in sisters room.
   
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get a friend to do it for you then. really i think thats the best way.and if u want bring this issue in sisters room. [/quote]



I dont have any friends at college. I had a bengali girl but she was just a user. Typical!!

I dont have friends....they are all rasict ppl.
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Simple. Eat them. Eat them all.

Sooner or later you'll get sick of them.

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Either way, it's a sure way to get rid of the addiction. ;)
but this has now started to affect my bank balance ....and the people in tesco ahev started to wonder why i buy so much cucumber and mayo. i get thru 3 cucumbers a week and 2 large jars of mayo!!



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but this has now started to affect my bank balance ....and the people in tesco ahev started to wonder why i buy so much cucumber and mayo. i get thru 3 cucumbers a week and 2 large jars of mayo!!



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So that's even more of an incentive to give up - if you don't, those **** sandwiches will eat through your wallet.
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I need help, do you think i should cut down first or shall i just give up straight away. i feel i may get withdrawal symptoms if i give up straight away.

do u know of any online counselling service for this kind of problem?

do u think i may have a medical condition? is anyone qualified to diagnose?



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I need help, do you think i should cut down first or shall i just give up straight away. i feel i may get withdrawal symptoms if i give up straight away.
They have patches for that sort of thing. ;)

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Sandwiches Anonymous? ... Dotcom?

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I dunno, I'd have to do a full-out medical investigation involving raiding your fridge and publishing the contents on the Internet.
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Fridge raiding OMG!!!! lol, then ull see how much junk food is in there...

hmmm, they do patches, really?
ill check out sandwiches anonymous soon



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Does br minaz have any 'decent' advise? I have 30mins to go for my physics test as well as having to see that boys face again.
I am feeling nervous and xtremely sick.
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Just stay calm sis, honestly, just ignore him, there really is nothing else you can do. u will always come across wierdos in life!?! u met me didnt u ;) lol

seriously tho, just take each day as it comes, i think ur stressed about ur test but inshaAllah it will go ok sis.

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Does br minaz have any 'decent' advise? I have 30mins to go for my physics test as well as having to see that boys face again.
I am feeling nervous and xtremely sick.
Do your female friends know? Or would they just take the mick (I know my mates would take the mick if I told 'em I felt uncomfortable about a member of the opposite gender staring at me)
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[quote=Rabi'ya;108927]Just stay calm sis, honestly, just ignore him, there really is nothing else you can do. u will always come across wierdos in life!?! u met me didnt u ;) lol


Ur not a weirdo...ur a n angel that Allah has bestowed me with!!!

seriously tho, just take each day as it comes, i think ur stressed about ur test but inshaAllah it will go ok sis.

It is the test as well. My stomach is churning!!
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I dont have any friends....forget female ones!!!
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I have 30mins to go for my physics test as well as having to see that boys face again.
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sis tell him straight- getting your own way isnt easy.. tell him or just turn around and say whats your problem <-- add in anything you want on that. he`ll but itll work unless he has serious problems
   
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