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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 05-24-2006

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Lol.
Ok i have another problem.
I can't go to the GP because of a traumatising experience when I was young. I had an infection in one of my fingers, and the doctor cut it open with a pair of house hold scissors... yep... scissors! And then he started screaming at me when I started crying. I was 9 at the time.
He started screaming at you? What the heck kind of Doctor Nick were you seeing?

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What should I do... i'm scared!
Face your fears. If you become ill, the Doc's the guy (or gal) to see. I know it was obviously a traumatic experience, but try not to think of all GPs like that one guy. That one guy doesn't seem to realise you're supposed to make your patients feel at ease, not shout at them.

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Ok... by the way he was Muslim too *rolls eyes*.
I'll try and be brave *sniffs*.
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Yes. Because you were replying to Hei Gou's post which was also off-topic, and that post was deleted, I deleted your post too so that someone reading through the topic for the first time wouldn't think 'what the...? The message she's quoting doesn't exist!'
So akhi when exactly did you delted Hei Gou's post? after or before i accused you?...cause as i recall reading Hei gou's posts hence my message for you on the thread...But fair enough whatever rocks, float and sinks your boat
You suspected wrong.
Well my opnion contradicts yours, i've come to terms with that so lets all just move on...
I'm more stubborn than a mule.
Understatment of the year lol...teek least you admit it eh?
Like, say, I could hope that certain members would get off my back because they think I'm victimising them
LOOOOOOOL....
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Great googa-mooga! I made a mistake - HeiGou's post was still there! Well, it ain't anymore. My apologies.

Your post is still deleted, mind.

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Indeedo, Apology denied, your a disgrace to mods, then you call yourself the victim lol...Nah jokes its all fuss class, its alright we all entitled to makin' mistakes, you just make to many lol...nah dont watch its tip taaaaaaaaaap
Yup i figured it stil delted but ah well what can ya do Peace x
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did you delete one of my posts muezzin? Why?*sniffs*
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did you delete one of my posts muezzin? Why?*sniffs*
(i'm super sensitive today)
Because it was off-topic. And I'm about as sensitive as a guillotine, so save your sniffling for the sisters forum and people who won't make it worse.

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*gutted*... well that was rude!
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Nafy, hope is a good thing, since it can motivate you to achieve that goal, no matter how hard it may seem.

Like, say, I could hope that certain members would get off my back because they think I'm victimising them
hummmm..........jazakAllah bro

lol ya joka ;)

ok anova question bro.......wats da best way 2 stop yaself frm spending money wen u wanna save it? lol

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what shall i do when i've got me cats everywhere with me???

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I need access to the Sister's section.
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hummmm..........jazakAllah bro

lol ya joka ;)

ok anova question bro.......wats da best way 2 stop yaself frm spending money wen u wanna save it? lol

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Send it all to me.



But seriously, put it in a savings account or something, and give all the interest to charity.

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what shall i do when i've got me cats everywhere with me???

remeber this i lurve them ok!
Feed them Whiskas.

Or Pedigree Chum, just to see if anything happens. Maybe.

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I am in the elite Mujahideen 232nd Intelligence Brigade and need to find out what the girls in our ummah are doing.
The only way you'll get in there is through a sex-change. And they're haraam.

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Send it all to me.
Feed them Whiskas.
Or Pedigree Chum, just to see if anything happens. Maybe.
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salam.
erm...they are just stuck with me and always with me get that??:okay:

ok another ?, how can i stop buying soo many jewerly and trainers and jeans and trackys??? *now there is abig list me not going to write it all *
   
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erm...they are just stuck with me and always with me get that??:okay:

ok another ?, how can i stop buying soo many jewerly and trainers and jeans and trackys??? *now there is abig list me not going to write it all *
Simple. Send all your money to me.

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