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Bleh. I do that everyday.
brother, that is slightly worrying



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brother, that is slightly worrying



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i got a problem........
ok ders dis guy in my class at college okay......
n he has da most funniest laff..........n am not jus bein nasty
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i jus cant stop laffing.........my face goes red and i end up gettin told off by my tutor....
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i need ya help lol ;)
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i got a problem........
ok ders dis guy in my class at college okay......
n he has da most funniest laff..........n am not jus bein nasty
am serious.........
every tym he laffs in class......
i jus cant stop laffing.........my face goes red and i end up gettin told off by my tutor....
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i need ya help lol ;)
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omg...........but das nasty innit bro lol ;)
got n e friendly way of gettin ova it?? ;)
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omg...........but das nasty innit bro lol ;)
got n e friendly way of gettin ova it?? ;)
I don't do 'friendly'. I'm the guy whose solution to everything is assaulting random homeless men.
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hahahahahaha.........oh i swear u'm ace bro!!!! ;)
thnx 4 mekin me laff u know..........its appreciated
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hahahahahaha.........oh i swear u'm ace bro!!!! ;)
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What is the solution to escalate world peace?
Get rid of all the morons leading it. Utopia will result.
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OK, you guys seem like you know a thing or two about business, so I need some good quality advice on something:

I am being forced to sell items to some customers, and I really don't know if I should give these items away... they are quite precious you see. I've been making some bargains but I need help on what makes a good bargain and how do I know if I am making the right decision?

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p.s. would it be a good idea to contact Aamirsaab's agency instead or are you guys ok with this?

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If you want 2nd hand toilet paper than be my guess

Anywho brother Muhammad, you have came to the right place, we here at Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings INC, have experience in this trade in the form of.........watching every episode of "Only fools and horses". Think as me as Del boy and Muezzin as Rodney (but fat compared to skinny) Anywho the answer to your problem is simple, life is too short, live it to the max, think of all the extra bargains you could make by just getting rid of some silly precious ones
On an Islamic note ( yeh had to be said), what you take into the hereafter are your deeds not your possessions
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Anywho the answer to your problem is simple, life is too short, live it to the max, think of all the extra bargains you could make by just getting rid of some silly precious ones
tht's not SILLY !
its just precious !!!!!!!
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