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Did i make you laugh? Good that'll make him even more jealous.
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Default Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-07-2006

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Just wondering, are you and aamirsaab blood brothers? In that case did he ever wrap you in bubblewrap and chuck you down the stairs? :brother:
   
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At least you don't spam that much...


I'll ask the two Bengalis I know. But they might just laugh and call me a Paki before slapping me with a fish for irony. Well, maybe.

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Fine I take that as a no then

Lol, that comment gonna get a jootha in yo face mate, ent that ofensive to de bennies on board?...hmmmm

Muezzin why you a big fat meany?? and why is Minaz so quite
Me likes Minaz u just mean mean mean MEAN

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He gna say das Fitna^^

And da fish tingy...nah dat int offensiv...i'll jus pray dat da benny jus smacks him bck wiv a chapatti 4 xtra irony!
   
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Sowi me misd tat...waz fitnah??

Paki got a ting fo der chappatis leave em alone ...tis not r fult we like r marchi n roti ;)
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Not picking on paki's just bro!
   
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Well, you could try phoning various labs and asking for work experience placements, or actually go there in person.

I went to a Hospital..but they have no vacancies..and I'm checking out the labs, but alas..nobody wants me..OH what am I to do? I feel so err...lazy (I'd put up a sticky out tongue thing at this moment, but I think thats wrong..)
So..What am I to do with myself for the summer?!
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Salaamz

how do u know which ppl 2 trust??

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Aww don't worry sis. Muezzin is just jealous cos he wants all the glory for himself.
Wrong.

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If you want to be a MOD you gotta learn to snitch...on people like Muezzin for example.
Feel free.

Alternatively, Umm Shaheed, you could continue to behave politely and respectfully, and inshallah, you may be approached to become a mod as I was.

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Did i make you laugh? Good that'll make him even more jealous.
NEXT!
You know, when a girl goes to this much trouble to make a boy 'jealous', it's usually because the girl is attracted to the boy.

And if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will.
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Salam,

Just wondering, are you and aamirsaab blood brothers? In that case did he ever wrap you in bubblewrap and chuck you down the stairs?
We are blood brothers, and he has not wrapped me in bubblewrap and chucked me down the stairs.

Although we've both planned to do it to each other, muhahahaha.

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Fine I take that as a no then

Lol, that comment gonna get a jootha in yo face mate, ent that ofensive to de bennies on board?...hmmmm
I'd have thought calling Bangladeshis 'Bennies' would be more of an invitation of a projectile chappal to the face, but that's just me.

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Muezzin why you a big fat meany??
It's more entertaining.

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and why is Minaz so quite
He has a life.

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Boo freakin' hoo, lady.

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I went to a Hospital..but they have no vacancies..and I'm checking out the labs, but alas..nobody wants me..OH what am I to do? I feel so err...lazy (I'd put up a sticky out tongue thing at this moment, but I think thats wrong..)
So..What am I to do with myself for the summer?!
Checked the Jobcentre? Also, have you looked in the Yellow Pages for other labs? Maybe someone you know has connections, in which case, use those connections.

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Salaamz

how do u know which ppl 2 trust??

w/salaamz
Throw spanners at them.

Alternatively, you could get to know them a bit better before entrusting them with anything important.

Or you could do that old, 'I'll fall, then you catch me!' game of trust. But that hurts when I play it with Minaz. Or Aamirsaab for that matter.

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COOOOOOOOOOL r u and amirsaab bros??? wow cool
   
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I'd have thought calling Bangladeshis 'Bennies' would be more of an invitation of a projectile chappal to the face, but that's just me.
Lol Nah it aint, Imma Paki and dey are Bennis so no problamo hehe..

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It's more entertaining.
U lil tramp no it aint *sticks tongue out*...Your just a meany ...u n ur selfish needs

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Is that your way of telling meh u dont yuh?
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Or you could do that old, 'I'll fall, then you catch me!' game of trust. But that hurts when I play it with Minaz. Or Aamirsaab for that matter.

Next!
That's infinitely more fun if you are at the top of the stairs, wrapped in bubble wrap.

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HAWWW.... aamirsaab what is that supposed to mean? Deep!
And yeah i can tell that you are blood brothers... you are both just as mean as each other, and not really funny either. Hah!
(P.s... Muezzin jazakAllah for the advice).
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