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Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz

BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
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LOL. Im sitting in the college and luaghing. lol evreyones lookin at me.
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You guys are the 7 M's
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secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.

   
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Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
Salaam and/or Hollaz, whatever you crazy cats are saying now

How exactly did you get in trouble? If you don't want to tell us, then simply use Muezzin's Simple Trick for Everything: Go and beat up a tramp.

Not only is it sadistically funny, you're also helping the economy!

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BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
It means both of those, yet neither of them. ;)

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secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.
See above answer. I'd like to see what human rights orgs have to say about assaulting random vagrants.
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now das wat u call quality advice lol ;)
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You're **** right.
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innit bro ;) hehehehe
da LI forums wudnt be da same wivout u 2 bro's....n am bein serious dis tym lol
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*sigh*

dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
u will regret it.
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I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.
   
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dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
u will regret it.
Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:



Moin's Chemist - I salute you.

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I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.
Screw other forums! If anyone has a problem with the way Allah made you, that's their problem not yours.
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Hahahahaha das funny..............well............not dat funny.....lolz ;)
but im boredddd....so its gud dat u am mekin me laff thnx
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That's okay sis, it's what we're here for.
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someone should go to whyIslam and see what Islam haters post.
   
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Islam haters smell.
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