Right, that's sorted then. And by the way Minaz, I'm not Rodney - I think you'll find I'm more like Fletcher off Porridge.

Any further problems?

No probs...well, yeah there is one....but u wont be able to do anything now..............just make dua that I pass my maths exam (taking it today ).

Im shivering in my boots....

I'll get right on it. Insha'allah you'll pass. I mean, I passed my maths exams and if I can do it, anyone can.

there is this DUA REQUEST thread in general chat section, write there n there will be loads of ppl making dua for u

Assalamu alaikum

My bag is too heavy, Muezzin can you come to Portland at 12:00pm and carry it for me?

I tried removing books that I won't need for today, it's still heavy.

The library has a vending machine for disk and cds, cool!

Also, have you signed the petition in the prayer room? We need some more people to sign it, any ideas on that?

And lastly, I don't have enough time for lunch today, any suggestions on where I can go, for a quick munch?

Sorry, I was out to lunch.

S'alright. Pretty soon, you'll have muscles as big as this guy's:



It does? Wow.

I didn't know there was a petition. I'll see if I can get there early on Friday insh'allah, and sign it then.

Wait a minute, what is the petion for?

Two letters: SU. ;)

i just killed a mouse...by accident



i'm a murderer.


what shall i do to get over my grief ?

Okay u know wat. I cant concentrate in my chemistry class bcuz of two boys that act like.....a bunch of girls.:rant:

The story:

They each have a laptop and bring them into lesson. Why? So, that they can put their rock music on full blast.
Take yesterday for example, Adrain (lecturer) was going round the class and noting down stuff to put in the reports. He asked u s stuff like how is chem compared to blagh blagh suject....

ANYWAY, Adrian had given us a past exam paper to do while he went round asking others a few lardy daa questions. THOSE FREAKS!!! put the volume up full blast. I couldnt concentrate.....So, EVENTUALLY, i turned round and sed:

'Either u stick ur era phones in ur ear OR u switch that stuff OFF!!'

The volume went down for about 5 mins. Next minute, I can hear the crash banging music again.

I have prayed so much for that laptop to BLOW UP!!!!


wat can I do......its REALLY REALLY ANNOYING!!!!

By the way, if I havent mentioned it b4 ill tell u now....the music they listen to is:errrr.....metal and that horrid rock.....:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Allah ma3akum
p.s: I need sum answers cuz I have lesson at about 10:30am.

If they don't wear these, you wear these

But seriously... tell the teacher that they're being disruptive if they persist in playing their (crappy, if I might be so bold in saying) music so loudly. Maybe then they'll get the picture.

Why do I have to be the one who has to stuff those horrid things in my ear for?

Plus!!! My chemistry teacher looks like one of those baddies out of James Bond.....but he is such a mouse (God forgive me for talking about my teacher like this ). He is like a woman wen it comes to shouting.....(basically, he just skreeches).

*sigh*

Allah ma3ak

Fine. Get a magnet and 'accidentally' drop it right behind the laptop. One fried circuit later - instant silence.

Apart from the cries of 'What the hell happened to my laptop?!'

Omg...brother this sounds good. No, wallah it does.

So, lets get it right:

I get hold of a magnet and then......?

*whispers*Where an earth do i get a magnet from bro?

Those freaks beta watch out....Ameeratul layl is on the loose

And then.. well, you really shouldn't put it right next to the laptop, because it'll really mess it up. ;)

You've got until 10.30 right? Nip down to B&Q.

Incidentally, if this works, I accept no responsibility for any resulting charges of criminal damage, or proceedings otherwise undertaken.

How's that for covering my butt.