Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - Page 201

Da'watul-Allaah

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Tis a bit zzz get meh?

Ayesha Rana

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

You know, when a girl goes to this much trouble to make a boy 'jealous', it's usually because the girl is attracted to the boy.

And if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will.

Buzz off Grandpa!

I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

Alternatively, Umm Shaheed, you could continue to behave politely and respectfully, and inshallah, you may be approached to become a mod as I was.

Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Musaafir

Absolutely random..but Muezzin..if you really are suffering from Hayfever..there's this homeopathic medicine called Pollena, which I jus bought today..and can notice the improvement!

Cool. Jazakallah khier.

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Oh..a question I have..How do I stop myself worrying about results?!! I just finished my examx last week..and already am worried!

Make dua. Try not to worry too much as you've done your exams, and you can't change them now. Try to move on.

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Originally Posted by MusLiM 4 LiFe

hayfever.. i h8 it hw do i stop it?

Read the post right above yours?

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Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner

me worried aswell..still got law to do!

Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on?

Discuss it with your parents and try to think what you most want to do. Personally, I think it's a great idea to go to college at least - uni is what I think needs a lot more thought.

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Tis a bit zzz get meh?

Not really.

I'm joking.

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Originally Posted by Ayesha Rana

Buzz off Grandpa! I havent taken 'this much trouble' for anything now edit that post or i will grass to another Mod you disrespectful indecent old...

I'm 20 years old. The only way I could possibly be anyone's 'Grandpa' on this website is if I was married to a chav-ette, which is something I shall never do as long as I live.

Also, that post was a joke, as I thought was evident from the message 'if that doesn't shut you up, I don't know what will'.

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Puh you polite and respectful? Don't kid yourself.

Let me get this straight. You come on to this thread and start badmouthing me, I tell a joke to strike back, and I'm 'kidding myself'?

Okay, I apologise if I caused any offence.

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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Da'watul-Allaah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

And on that note, I'd just like to say, though Minaz and I enjoy everybody's input, we are people too. Please post respectfully. And if you don't, well, you know how sarky we can get.

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wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour! :coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard!

, you think it looks good bruvas

nafy

Salaam

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Originally Posted by minaz

I did Performing arts, History, Biology, do the subjects you enjoy that's the best advice me and Muezzin can give

jazakAllah bro.....but i dunno...am unsure....i dunno wat 2 choose das da problem....i cant figure it out!!!! lol

w/salaamz

SistaHH

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

wow really? an i thought you were a pair of semi proffessional computerised chip robots with an added sense of humour!

I wish.

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:coolbro: wheres the sista wiv da shades? dnt mata ive grown a beard!

, you think it looks good bruvas

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

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Originally Posted by SistaHH

I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

Jazakallah.

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Da'watul-Allaah

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Originally Posted by Muezzin

I'm sure ringmasters everywhere will be asking for your services.

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wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER

I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat

,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs?

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B

wah?

BEFORE :brother:

AFTER

Gillette Mach 3!

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I shaved! Minaz nicked my hat

,How does it look now? Reckon i'll be offered any jobs?

I dunno. At least your chin will now be as smooth as a baby's buttocks.

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Aziz

why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

x Maz x

Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting

Peace x

AsIaN_qUeEn

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Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u

Salaam

jazakAllah bro.....but i dunno...am unsure....i dunno wat 2 choose das da problem....i cant figure it out!!!! lol

w/salaamz

id do engliah lit bio n Religious studies same as me :P

Hmmm wer can i get sum gud nasheeds from

Faizah

How comes when a Muslim member gets banned we can't know why? It makes me scared. Coz I get the feeling one day I won't be bale to log on because i'm banned!

**Muezzin**

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Originally Posted by Emir Aziz

why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

I'll ask the admins. You're posting now, aren't you, so you're not banned right?

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Originally Posted by x Maz x

Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting Peace x

England by default. I would be supporting Pakistan, but their footy team (if indeed they have one) is too crap to make it to the World Cup. The Pakistani cricket team is freakin' awesome, of course.

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Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

How comes when a Muslim member gets banned we can't know why? It makes me scared. Coz I get the feeling one day I won't be bale to log on because i'm banned!

Chill out. You'll probably never ever be banned since you behave yourself (i.e. you don't break the rules). Besides, members are notified if they are banned.

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Faizah

Ok... i feel better now. But remember that time you threatened me with a 20% warn? That's probably why i'm behaving myself!

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Da'watul-Allaah # Ramadhan 08!! # Status: Offline Posts: 8,248 Reputation: 31667 Rep Power: 64 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-08-2006 Easy...A-levels...nu uh...easiest is to do a runner me worried aswell..still got law to do! Bruvas u fink i shud drop col or carry on? Tis a bit zzz get meh? __________________ I ♥ mai cat.

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SistaHH LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 174 Reputation: 23 Rep Power: 14 Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-09-2006 I have only read the 1st couple and last couple of pages of this thread, but mashallah you brothers are so funny!

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Aziz For the Emperor! Status: Offline Posts: 1,658 Reputation: 998 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: City of Mosques,Bangladesh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-11-2006 why am I so hated here?me gets banned frequently.....no one likes me no one why why why?????

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x Maz x ~LoN£ $oUlJaH~ Status: Offline Posts: 1,192 Reputation: 696 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: !n Di$ F@k€ T€mP0®á®y DúNy@,F0 Th$e In Lv W! !t; FáLl!n !n Lv Wí 4 F@d!n $h@dó Iz $h33® $tÚp!d!tY! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-11-2006 Muezzin Bhai do you watch footy? and if ya do who ya supporting Peace x __________________ Ya Muslimeen Ya Mu’meneen Open up your eyes Aim for the ultimate prize Which is paradise Allah’s laws By definition has no flaw So why do we pause? Tell me what’s the cause Hold your applause Takbir!!!!! Allahu Akbar ~I$lAm Z!nDaBaD~ BrAp BrAp

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,268 Reputation: 28039 Rep Power: 61 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-12-2006 How comes when a Muslim member gets banned we can't know why? It makes me scared. Coz I get the feeling one day I won't be bale to log on because i'm banned! __________________

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,268 Reputation: 28039 Rep Power: 61 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings - 06-12-2006 Ok... i feel better now. But remember that time you threatened me with a 20% warn? That's probably why i'm behaving myself! __________________