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Ok... i feel better now. But remember that time you threatened me with a 20% warn?
Did I? I must have been on a sugar rush or something.

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That's probably why i'm behaving myself!
All's well that ends well, that's what I always say. Well, I never actually say that, but it's just a figure of speech so....

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Lol. Hey I'm bored. Can I start a fight?
Oi Muezzin, did you know that minaz gave me a rep saying you had a blow up doll at your yard? No joke.
Oh no, you gonna take that?
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By the way... i'm not making that up, incase someone thinks i'm sick.
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Lol. Hey I'm bored. Can I start a fight?
Oi Muezzin, did you know that minaz gave me a rep saying you had a blow up doll at your yard? No joke.
Oh no, you gonna take that?
I've said worse to him. It's how our humour works.

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Jazakallah. It was fun to make. Blame the admins for the 'boring' avatar, heh.

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Ah shucks... i thought a riot was gonna break out.
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England by default. I would be supporting Pakistan, but their footy team (if indeed they have one) is too crap to make it to the World Cup. The Pakistani cricket team is freakin' awesome, of course.
Saaaaaafe Breda, Finkin just lyk meh muhahahahaha...Yh blatently Crikiters heviii...and yh would be suporten em to buh they din make it...luk on the bryt syd atleast they make the actual footys de playas play wit lol...das der contribution muhahahaha...Peace x
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Ah shucks... i thought a riot was gonna break out.
There's a riot? Why didn't you tell me, I have bricks and glass bottles ready and everything!

Wait, I misread that.

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There's a riot? Why didn't you tell me, I have bricks and glass bottles ready and everything!

Wait, I misread that.


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And i misread dat^^
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And i misread dat^^
Perhaps you should invest in a pair of these, dear sister.



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Salaam

i cant get 2 sleep cus am too stressed!! lol helpppppppppppp!!!

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Perhaps you should invest in a pair of these, dear sister.

*got rid of dat boring link*

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Yuckay der mingin man!

Can u gimme summin else...?

It's becoming a BIG problem!
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Authentic Pakistani balls.
LOOOOOOOOL @ YA AKHI!...Muezzin I gots a head ach causa de heat Helpppppppp
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i cant get 2 sleep cus am too stressed!! lol helpppppppppppp!!!

w/salaam
Clarify in your mind what you're stressed about. What helps me is to then consider whether or not I can control it. If I can control it, there's no use getting angry or stressed - and if I can't control it, there's no point getting angry or stressed.

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Yuckay der mingin man!

Can u gimme summin else...?

It's becoming a BIG problem!


Other than that, I dunno how to improve your vision, unless you have an owl's eyes surgically implanted.

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Other than that, I dunno how to improve your vision, unless you have an owl's eyes surgically implanted.

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Jazakhala bro! hehe you can keep one...i fink i'm only blind in one eye! cause the ova eye woz closed wen i read ya sentence,

Wah u fink i shud use for protection against da suns ray...bearing in mind am ellergic 2 sun cream?

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If you're allergic to sun cream, but need to keep out of the sun, you could do like Michael Jackson and Mary Poppins and purchase one of these:



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