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Oi Muezzin.... what's a brommie and am I one?
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whats marmite?
is that like vegemite?
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Marmite... is.... DISGUSTING!
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Oi Muezzin.... what's a brommie and am I one?
A Brummie is:

A) someone from Birmingham who acts dippy

B) Someone who acts dippy

You decide.

As for a brommie, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Hmm, where are those hadiths about backbiting and disrespecting people? Oh well, I do like my deleting sprees.

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Actually, according to Mr Darwin, we're descended from apes, not monkeys. Monkeys have tails.

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urgh bro you actually look at thier butt ?

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You don't have to look at a monkey's butt to see its tail, but feel free to if it floats your boat.

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Commit suicide.

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But now ano wah u do in ur summa holidays!

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Right. What do you do if there is a crazy Mod on the forum?
Have fun. It's me. Yuk yuk.

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But now ano wah u do in ur summa holidays!
I'm working in a legal office in about two weeks.

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I see that sarcasm is lost on you.

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I'm more stupid...
Because you even considered that possibility, you're not 'more stupid'.

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Maybe. I doubt it.

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Tc all *waves @ mod*

AsalamuAlaykum!!!![/color]
What's this, a post that is polite and respectful that is not from nafy and is posted in this thread?

I think Hell just froze over while pigs flew through its gates or something.

Anyway, get well soon inshallah.

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Yippee! Thanks.

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What do you do if you miss your Maths exam?
I MISSED MY FIRST EVER GCSE EXAM WAS ICT LAST MODULE I CRIED LIKE HELL LOL FEELIN WAS CRAP!!! BUT HEY HU CARES COS MY A GRADES MADE UP 4 IT
   
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hahahahahaha SO TRUE!!! U shudda let ME answer dat!!
   
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