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Hey what about all that horrid stuff you wrote a few pages ago? Did you edit that?
Define 'horrid stuff'. If you mean 'sarcastic comments guaranteed to tick off annoying women and shut them up', I think I left it.

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What do you want me to do? Beg?
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Oh btw wa u predcited? fo yo exams? hope tis a* mister! Btw wa duz Minaz do?...ooo n y r uz so childish w/s x
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where can i download loadsa free games for my mob?
   
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What do you want me to do? Beg?
If you like. Me, I'm satisfied with an apology.

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Will you please get rid of it I'm serious.
Since you asked so nicely.

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Oh btw wa u predcited? fo yo exams? hope tis a* mister!
We don't have predicted grades in uni, however my coursework average is a 2-1. That's one grade below a first class mark. I have no idea how I did in the exams though. Hopefully I'll get a 2-1 overall, inshallah.

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History, I think.

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...ooo n y r uz so childish w/s x
I'm childish? I've been called many things, but that isn't one of them.

Wait a minute, yes it is. But I've also been called 'Bloke-ish'. And 'Race-ish'.

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where can i download loadsa free games for my mob?
Tried this place?

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fine. I'm sorry. Though i don't see why i should apologise. But if it makes you delete it all then...sorry...sorry...sory...sooorrreeeee!
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wooooooow 2:1 coursework>>>MASHAALLAH!!! I wud LUURRRVVVVV a 2:1 degree but think ill be luki fi i get a 2:2 at the r8 im goin..... unless i work my socks off next year!!! graduate next year inshaAllah!!! Wow wee bumble bee

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fine. I'm sorry.
Apology accepted.

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Though i don't see why i should apologise. But if it makes you delete it all then...sorry
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...sorry
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...sory
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...sooorrreeeee!
Ah, that's all riiiiiiiiiiiight!

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Now will you delete it?
Done.

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wooooooow 2:1 coursework>>>MASHAALLAH!!! I wud LUURRRVVVVV a 2:1 degree but think ill be luki fi i get a 2:2 at the r8 im goin..... unless i work my socks off next year!!! graduate next year inshaAllah!!! Wow wee bumble bee
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We don't have predicted grades in uni, however my coursework average is a 2-1. That's one grade below a first class mark. I have no idea how I did in the exams though. Hopefully I'll get a 2-1 overall, inshallah.
Oh teek, InshAllah u attain yo gd grades n pas de xamz of dis worl n akhirah

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History, I think.
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I'm childish? I've been called many things, but that isn't one of them.

Wait a minute, yes it is. But I've also been called 'Bloke-ish'. And 'Race-ish'.
Add fweek on2 yo list, ur a crakhead man lol...
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did u ever regretted starting this thread ?
lol... i see quite a lot of moderation work here...

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did u ever regretted starting this thread ?
Not really, but sometimes I feel like closing it.

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lol... i see quite a lot of moderation work here...
Don't remind me...

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I would dare you but i doublt you'd have the guts
Be careful what you wish for.

Thread closed.

...But seriously, from now on, we will be tough on freeposting. The way this thread works is by asking either Minaz or myself for some advice, and we shall provide it in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Anything not conforming to that simple format (including chatting with and/or disrespecting other members) will be deleted. This thread is not a platform for freeposting or idle chit-chat. Now any off-topic posts will be deleted and warnings issued.

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Salaamz

thnx bro

anywayz...i got a problem!!!
ma mums cusin cumin 2 ma house 2mora....she gonna be askin 4 ma rishta i bet u!! lol...n i dont really wanna marry her son hus in pakistan lol
i was finkin of mekin a bad impression of maself...so she dont ask lol...but den i fort....no matta wat am lyk...shes still gonna ask...cus its England das at stake lol jokez......plus mum wont let me mek a bad impression.....i already been warned lol...anywayz....wat do i doooooooooooooo?? lol

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