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can you make that muezzin? the raita. Or does your mom make it for you?
   
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wow that looks nice......
It tastes nicer.

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can you make that muezzin? the raita. Or does your mom make it for you?
Yep, I can make it. I was going to make it yesterday, got everything ready, put the bhoondi in to soak, then went away for a few minutes - when I got back, someone else had made it heh.

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Lol that is exactly what I would do. I ate my sisters bowl of cheerios today. Does that make me a bad person?
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Lol that is exactly what I would do.
I intended to make it. I was gonna put some tomatoes in it this time, but someone else finished making it. Oh well, maybe next time.

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No.... it was on the counter..... just waiting to be eating.... i couldn't resist it.
OH MY GOD I'M EVIIIIIIIIL!
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Mine looks better than that though. I put chilli powder and bhoondi in. Bhoondi is kind of these little crispy balls, sort of like rice krispies, but spherical as opposed to rice-shaped. You put them in milk until they're soft, then put the yoghurt and everything on top. Pukka, as Mr Oliver might say.

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that luks nice BUT will a british man whos not accustomed to spice like it? Also is it tru that lions only eat meat? Is that why there so strong
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OH MY GOD I'M EVIIIIIIIIL!
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That's not evil. Killing someone would be evil. Not eating their bowl of Cheerios.

By the way, I thought those things had e471 in them. I'm not trying to cause alarm or anything, but do check the ingredients. I could be wrong. It could be that special 'vegetarian' e471.

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that luks nice BUT will a british man whos not accustomed to spice like it?
I don't give a toss about what a British man unaccustomed to it thinks. I think it tastes beautiful.

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Lions are carnivorous, yes. However, it's really the linonesses that do all the hunting. A lot like us human males - get the woman to do all the hard work.

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What's e4..... ok my heart is racing? SERIOUSLY.... what is that?
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What's e4..... ok my heart is racing? SERIOUSLY.... what is that?
It's an emulsifier which can contain animal fat.

Manufactured from glycerin (see E422) and fatty acids, these are normally obtained from hydrogenated soya bean oil and as such may be genetically modified.

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Used where the foaming power of egg protein needs to be retained in the presence of fat and in baked goods as an 'anti-staling' agent where it prevents the loss of water from starches.

Allegedly the most commonly used emulsifier in the food processing industry, it can be found in, amongst other foods, Black Forest gateau mix, cakes, hot-chocolate mix, aerosol creams, shaped crisps, quick custard mix, packet dessert topping, dehydrated potato, sponge puddings, sterilised, pasteurised and UHT cream, low-calorie cream and pasteurised low-fat cream, margarine and low fat spreads, and ice cream.
http://www.ukfoodguide.net/e471.htm

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I thought it was poison.... but that's worse! Wait lemme check.
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My brother put the box in the bin, and took the bin outside! Wallah! Not trying to be funny. Should i make myself vomit or something? I feel.... urgh.
(i could have sworn it said suitable for vegetarians?)
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I thought it was poison.... but that's worse! Wait lemme check.
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My brother put the box in the bin, and took the bin outside! Wallah! Not trying to be funny. Should i make myself vomit or something? I feel.... urgh.
Nah, don't do that. I'm probably wrong.

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That's what Abu Bakr (ra) did when a non-muslim gave him un-halaal meat. And he said that even if it would have kiled him to vomit that meat, he would have done so.
Man.... now i feel like a hypocrite.
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That's what Abu Bakr (ra) did when a non-muslim gave him un-halaal meat. And he said that even if it would have kiled him to vomit that meat, he would have done so.
Man.... now i feel like a hypocrite.
Eh? I was wrong! I just checked the ingredients online, no e471

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You made me feel bad. But I feel better now, so it's ok. You are safe. I won't be killing you in your sleep any more.
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You made me feel bad. But I feel better now, so it's ok. You are safe. I won't be killing you in your sleep any more.
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